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Vivian B.

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Re: Something funny!
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2009, 05:48:42 pm »
Too funny. Thanks for sharing.

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Re: Something funny!
« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2009, 08:26:29 pm »
thanks Wendy ..... can't stop laugh......hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...whew...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...whew...hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...whew...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...whew...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ...................wiping tears now ............ thanks again!

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Re: Something funny!
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2009, 12:28:38 am »
Thanks Wendy,

I guess we are doing well if we can find humor in those jokes! I think we have all come a long way!!! Laughter is great medicine!!!
Maybe we should start a new thread with jokes for AN'ers only??? How about it???
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Nov.13th, diagnosed with 5mm Meningioma
9/24/08 diagnosed with Aneurysm
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Re: Something funny!
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2009, 01:35:47 am »
I'm glad so many of you enjoyed these jokes.  They really sounded like me and completely cracked me up!

Laughter is good for the mind, body and soul!
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Re: Something funny!
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2009, 03:21:11 pm »
OK there was this guy who went to see his ENT and said, "Doc, I'm having trouble hearing out of my left ear."

So the doc says, "well, let me take a peek in there and see what's wrong." (sound familiar??)

He takes his scope and puts it up to the guys ear and says, "Hmmm...there's something in there!"  He takes a pair of tweezers and fishes around for a few seconds and then "POP" out he pulls the culprit.

"That's strange,  you had a suppository in your ear!"

"Oh Crap" says the feller.  "Now I know what I did with my hearing aid!"


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Re: Something funny!
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2009, 03:39:43 pm »
lordy, I luffs ya!  :-*  Cute!

OK there was this guy who went to see his ENT and said, "Doc, I'm having trouble hearing out of my left ear."

So the doc says, "well, let me take a peek in there and see what's wrong." (sound familiar??)

He takes his scope and puts it up to the guys ear and says, "Hmmm...there's something in there!"  He takes a pair of tweezers and fishes around for a few seconds and then "POP" out he pulls the culprit.

"That's strange,  you had a suppository in your ear!"

"Oh Crap" says the feller.  "Now I know what I did with my hearing aid!"


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Re: Something funny!
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2009, 06:36:16 am »
A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical.
A few days later the Dr. saw the man walking down the street
with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

A couple of days later the Dr. talked to the man and said, "You're
really doing great, aren't you?"

The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma
and be cheerful."

The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart
murmur. Be careful."
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wendysig

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Re: Something funny!
« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2009, 07:12:34 am »
Capt. Deb  -- Can you imagine!!  Too funny!!!   :D :D :D

Sara -- I can see this happening in real life!  Too funny!!  Thanks for the laughs too!!!  :D :D :D :D :D :D

Wendy
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2 cm at time of surgery
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BAHA surgery 1/5/09
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Re: Something funny!
« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2009, 07:50:10 am »
SOOOO funny! Thanks for starting this Wendy.  I think we can all relate to the "what the person said vs what I heard" thing! 

Debbi
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Re: Something funny!
« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2009, 04:11:02 pm »
Wendy ~

Thanks for the thread!  Humor is definitely 'good medicine' and we can all use a laugh - or even a chuckle. 

As sage comedian Bill Cosby (one of my favorites) once said: "You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it".

Jim
4.5 cm AN diagnosed 5/06.  Retrosigmoid surgery 6/06.  Follow-up FSR completed 10/06.  Tumor shrinkage & necrosis noted on last MRI.  Life is good. 

Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is.  The way we cope with it is what makes the difference.