humor thread

[satman]

with all the seriousness and fears that come with this horrible thing we know as acoustic neuroma i think we could all use a good laugh.
if you've got a funny AN  moment lets hear it.
i have 2 so here ya go

1. at therapy 1 day my terrorists was getting ready to shock my face with a machine she had never used before, as soon as she touched my face with this gadget i screamed as loud as i could and she must have jumped 5 feet in the air.

2.my wife use to put the lacrilube in my eye because my hands were just too shaky, she had been doing this for me for about 6 months so 1 day i tell her i need some in my eye and she puts it in my good eye,talk about blurry vision.