Full pre-op the other week - went on for four hours...
Eventually it came to the bit where a certain degree of disrobing was required
OK I said to the nurse - but you might want to shut the door first
(folk had been tripping in and out every 5 mins till then)
Well, she did shut it , and then bolted it too !
I was all set up for the "punch-line" and then realised
they must all get pretty sick of the usual mid-life-crisis cries for attention
So I said nothing....
- In a flash I changed my expression to :
PANIC, FEAR, HORROR - OH NO, RUN, She is a Bunny Boiler !
She glanced back, and howled with laughter....
arms around me "its OK mate - I am not going to kill you !"
(Clue -Bunny Boiler - Fatal Attraction - Glen Close invented a new
recipe for Rabbit Stew, using the house hold pet)
Anyway it brightened up the Nurses day...
Best Regards
Tony