SSD humor happens when I'm with my wife in a large store and, inevitably, we go our separate ways. She to ladies clothing, home decor or shoes while I explore the hardware, electronics or automotive sections. Eventually, we'll finish what we're doing and want to check out. We'll usually wander around looking for each other and, invariably, she'll see me before I see her. She'll yell
"JIM!" and I'll do a 360° turn, desperately trying to locate her voice. while, acutely aware of startled onlookers now staring at me, I pretend to be oh-so casually looking over the surrounding area. Sometimes it takes more than one pirouette on my part to locate Tina, who, by this time is frantically waving her arms, trying to signal me and end my awkward moment as more shoppers pause to look at the dazed guy anxiously trying to locate his shouting wife while unsuccessfully trying to appear 'cool'. Occasionally, a well-intentioned bystander will point to my wife in the distance, and say
"she's over there", thus intensifying my embarrassment while simply trying to help me. Of course, if she's close by, Tina just walks up, taps me on the shoulder and says
"Hi!" That doesn't happen too often though. We normally go through the little drama of her shouting my name while I imitate a ballet
danseur who has forgotten his next move and is desperately looking for his partner. Other than that, my SSD is hardly a problem.
Update: last year, we decided to make things easier by using 'walkie-talkies' to locate one another in big stores and malls. This works fine - but we often forget to bring them with us when we shop, so it's only a partial solution.
Jim