Laz stands on desk at work, gets stared at by colleagues, chants a plenty to oogle, boogle etc, doesn't do any whirlies coz might fall off the desk. Heads a flingin (does wonders for my headaches too)!, chants a ravin.
Oh Capt Deb, a surprise do thou need,
perhaps a huff and a puff
of that magical weed,
will bring you some peace and rest,
with no pain to atest.
That mighty headache jumbie
is cruel as can be,
we all need to chant,
for our Queen Bee
So lets all get up on our desks
and pound and pound our chests
to the beat of the world wide web,
for our wonderful Captain Deb,
The weed as we know,
is not really for us,
but if pain it does relieve
then what the heck,
better than a pain in the neck.
Now the writer you may say
is putting his foot astray,
coz the weed he has never puffed
as it does cause people to huff huff.
So for our Captain Deb,
we hope ya feel better
coz we all luv ya dearly
and ya give joy to as all
so get better quickly
so ya can stand and stand tall.
Laz
