Grettings PBW crew and fellow AN survivors!!
Well, your dear Captain has finally gone to visit the Headache Wizard in the far land of Greensboro, NC a 2 1/2 hour sail from my homeport. He works his magic in a headache specialty clinic. I was wary at first cuz he had a nice tie on instead o' bein' smeared with mud and paint and feathers. He was very nice and polite and told me I was probably having cluster headaches (google 'em, they're really nasty buggers, way worse than migraines) as a result of "surgical insult." Well, I know none o' them nice docs at House MEANT to insult me but hey, **it happens.
He waved his shaman stick over me and gave me a script for Neurontin and, get this, told me I would have to give myself SHOTS for the bad ones. I've been using Imitrex auto inject for the really bad ones. I shoot myself up with a stat-dose pen, which is quite easy, a little gadget that ya hold on your thigh and push a button. Well, the geniuses at the Imitrex headquarters only make it in 6 mg doses and the Wizard only wants me to use 2 mgs, so I gotta use a syringe and a bottle and jab myself.
Now, I can hear alla you guys go EEEEEWWWWWW!!!! But if I use it this way, I can use it way more often. Gonna practice first on an orange or a watermelon or something, any suggestions!? I'm gonna hafta start wearing
skirts instead o' these here pirate knickers tucked into boots I always wear, so I can shoot up in public.
Next step--I go back in a week to get trigger point injections--lots of 'em, he sez! Yuck! I sez. More needles! I'm a'startin' ter feel like a pincushion!
Well, anyhow, he thinks he can make me better, he sez. Great, I sez! Better is good. Sure would like ta have a little more freedom than havin' ta be near my bunk all the time and able ta pillage and plunder a little more often.
My wing is healing right up and I can type again with my right finger and left full hand. Should be arm wrestling with Dr. LLLUURVE again over galley duty in no time.
Well, my right wing is givin' out now--too much typin'. Can't post quite as often as I used to (every hour) cuz of damaged wing, but I can still LURK!! Special Greetin's to Dale, Gennysmom, Kim and Mtngal--all recoverin' from bein "insulted." Hope you all have an uneventful recovery and get back on your feet REAL SOON!!!
Hugs and big wet ones to all
Capt Deb