AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yer fearless one-eared, one-winged Captain here!!!
Well it be official! Our Pearly Girly Whirly and her Cheeky Bloke be gittin' Hitched!!!
Not half-hitched, not clove-hitched, but Married-type Hitched!! That's right, wenches and swashbucklers--there's to be a weddin' aboard the Goode Ship Princess Batty Wench!
Now as yer dear Captain, I'll be performin' the ceremony, but we needs lots o' other stuff!
1.Bridesmaids (in full Pirate Wench regalia, o' course)
2. Groomsmen ( in full Pirate Bloke attire)
3. Someone ta bake the cake
4. A Flower Wench
5. A Ring Bearer
6. A Band
7. Appropriate eats (Like
ANchovies and
ANtipasto
8. Anthything else ya can think up!!!
So what we needs ta do is ta plunder yer imaginations and come up with some good swashbucklin' ideas ta make this here weddin' the most rippin' rollin' party that these two crew members deserves!!!
Methinks we'll hafta put that Cheeky Bloke out on the plank so he don't chicken out and give Papa Pearl a musket, too, although I don't think the BrideWench is knocked up, but HEY, who knows?
Ah, just thinkin' o' a weddin' brings me back ta when Dr. LUUUURVE and me tied the knot! Now he tried ta bolt, but I had shackled him up good and tight by the leg and I stole his teeth so's he couldn't chew it off!!! Smart, eh?
So congratulations to our Pearly Girly and Cheeky Bloke!
Captain Deb