Author Topic: AN holiday Gift wish list (our last bit of AN humor before 12/15)  (Read 18004 times)

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So, I'm on the telephone with another AN'er from here who will remain nameless *blows kiss to matti* and we decided, that since the 15th of December is around the corner, we want to put together our AN Holiday Gift Wish List.......

Now, there are guidelines to this wishlist, so please keep this in mind.

1.  Has to be AN related
2.  You don't have to answer like a contestant for the Miss Universe pageant with "I would like World Peace"
3.  Keep it clean (since the spam bots handle the rest for us)
4.  You can keep your gift wish or pass along to another like an office "Yankee Grab"

So, here goes.

For my holiday wish gift, I would like 50 shares of stock in GlaxoSmithKline since they manufacture Imitrex and I certainly keep them in business! :)

Ok, what is on your AN holiday wish list?


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Re: AN holiday Gift wish list (our last bit of AN humor before 12/15)
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2006, 08:32:45 pm »
Tim Tams
2cm Rt side  middle fossa  at University of Utah 9/29/04.
rt side deafness, dry eye, no taste, balance & congintive issues, headaches galore
7/9/09 diganosed with recurrent AN. Translab Jan 13 2010  Happy New Year

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Re: AN holiday Gift wish list (our last bit of AN humor before 12/15)
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2006, 08:33:47 pm »
My wish list:

1. I want to receive my new TransEar (current one is not large enough, so we are making a new one) before Christmas, so I will be able to distinquish if Santa is actually landing on my roof or the neighbors to the right of me.
2. no wonky head in 2007
3. stop bumping into walls and walking like a drunk
4. to remember what I did 5 minutes ago
5. Continue sailing the high seas on the PBW

Cheryl
« Last Edit: December 13, 2006, 10:07:34 am by matti »
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Re: AN holiday Gift wish list (our last bit of AN humor before 12/15)
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2006, 08:37:14 pm »
Tim Tams and rum
2cm Rt side  middle fossa  at University of Utah 9/29/04.
rt side deafness, dry eye, no taste, balance & congintive issues, headaches galore
7/9/09 diganosed with recurrent AN. Translab Jan 13 2010  Happy New Year

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Re: AN holiday Gift wish list (our last bit of AN humor before 12/15)
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2006, 06:42:28 am »
I would like to find a Transear under the tree.
Kathy - Age 54
2.5 cm translab May '04
University of Minnesota - Minneapolis
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Re: AN holiday Gift wish list (our last bit of AN humor before 12/15)
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2006, 07:19:23 am »
I want a Cyberknife Robotics transformer toy that converts into a Barbie convertable pink car! :D
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Re: AN holiday Gift wish list (our last bit of AN humor before 12/15)
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2006, 07:23:57 am »
 I want my beautiful smile back (not funny, BUT THAT'S WHAT I WANT SO THERE !!!)
Oh, &, a new car,  LCD television, complete surround sound stereo system, Steinway Baby Grand piano ...
& Stevie Wonder to sing to me !!!!     Nancy 
PS:  Oh, & I want to learn to Tango (balance & all), & then I'll need a partner to dance with...(this is getting good !)
« Last Edit: December 13, 2006, 07:36:52 am by nancyann »
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Re: AN holiday Gift wish list (our last bit of AN humor before 12/15)
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2006, 09:09:29 am »
I want it all!  LOL
1) Tim Tams
2) No calories in Tim Tams!
3) No More Headaches!)
4) Tim Tams!
5) Hearing aid follow up appt so I can hear some cute single guy whispering in my ear!
6) Tim tams!
7) The ability to walk at night without falling over!
8) Tim tams!
9) Feeling to return in my face and tongue
10) A job
11) Did I mention Tim Tams?  LOL

Merry Christmas to all may all our dreams come true!

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Re: AN holiday Gift wish list (our last bit of AN humor before 12/15)
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2006, 10:12:33 am »
Hey Battyp - you forgot to add one thing on your list:

VR will get moving ;)

cheryl

« Last Edit: December 13, 2006, 10:19:33 am by matti »
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Re: AN holiday Gift wish list (our last bit of AN humor before 12/15)
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2006, 11:37:27 am »
Here's mine:
1. An explanation for 'Tim Tams' what is / are those?
2. I want my spelling to be perfect again, no more dyslexia
3. I would like to sleep for longer than 4 am, even only just one more time in my life
4. I would like my original doc to get an AN, serves you right
5. And may he also get zapped, by GK
6. I'd like the TransEar people to actually respond to my e-mails
7. Maybe a TransEar might be going a bit to far, but heck there you are
8. I'd like Thomas Keller to cook for my 3rd Anniversary meal next year (dream on)
9. Failing that, Farran Adria in Spain will do (more dreaming)
10. And lastly and most realistically, get to know and meet some other ANers in the flesh!

I think that's it. Can't think of anything else. My memory is gone. Oh, there ye have it, I want my short term memory back too.
Ciao
Lorenzo


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Re: AN holiday Gift wish list (our last bit of AN humor before 12/15)
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2006, 11:45:21 am »
Lorenzo,
Please modify #3:  the REST of your life
 Ã‚                             &
 Ã‚                   #10:  in their clothes, you DON'T  want to see ME in the flesh (even though I'm 'cute as a button',
 Ã‚                             facial droop & all ).   lol

Nancy
2.2cm length x 1.7cm width x 1.3cm  depth
retrosigmoid 6/19/06
Gold weight 7/19/06, removed 3/07
lateral tarsel strip X3
T3 procedure 11/20/07
1.6 Gm platinum weight 7/10/08
lateral canthal sling 11/14/08
Jones tube insert right inner eye 2/27/09
2.4 Gm. Platinum chain 2017
right facial paralysis

mylump

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Re: AN holiday Gift wish list (our last bit of AN humor before 12/15)
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2006, 11:47:13 am »
Nancy,

well:

3. I'll be happy with even just once, but other times would be grately appreciated.
10. of course unless we all meet in a sauna. I'll bring a towel, you would want to see my (moderate) stomach droop!

Lorenzo
« Last Edit: December 13, 2006, 11:49:17 am by mylump »

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Re: AN holiday Gift wish list (our last bit of AN humor before 12/15)
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2006, 11:55:45 am »
Yes I would Lorenzo - I love 'chubby' guys.  lol    okay, I'll be good, don't let me get out of hand....
2.2cm length x 1.7cm width x 1.3cm  depth
retrosigmoid 6/19/06
Gold weight 7/19/06, removed 3/07
lateral tarsel strip X3
T3 procedure 11/20/07
1.6 Gm platinum weight 7/10/08
lateral canthal sling 11/14/08
Jones tube insert right inner eye 2/27/09
2.4 Gm. Platinum chain 2017
right facial paralysis

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Re: AN holiday Gift wish list (our last bit of AN humor before 12/15)
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2006, 11:57:43 am »
I meant 'wouldn't', damn dyslexia...  :) What EXACTLY did they zap??
Lorenzo

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Re: AN holiday Gift wish list (our last bit of AN humor before 12/15)
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2006, 12:00:56 pm »
oh now yes this is fun!

My wish list:

1. ability to walk on uneven ground, also in the dark

ok can i remember what i put here that disappeared?

obviously santa did not like one of them hmmmmm which one?

2. a new car
3. a house to rplace the one i had
4. perfect typing like i used to have
5. stereo hearing without an aid
5. my lost income (id be a millionaire now)
6. sleep/sleep/sleep
7 ha! my short term memory (can't remember my 12 items on that list sigh....)
« Last Edit: December 13, 2006, 12:16:05 pm by Windsong »