Oh, great idea Deb! Get two puppies - then you can get a male and name him Schooner! Lab puppies are always so calm and docile...ha ha. I had a lab mix years ago and she was nuts from day one until the day we had to put her down when she was 16 years old. But her personality more than made up for her doggie ADHD. She was also thrown out of a moving car onto the side of a busy road when she was about 8 weeks old. I can't believe people can do that.
My sister assures me that my golden will definitely be going to heaven - after putting up with the kids - it's the least she deserves. She gets used as a pillow, a step stool, a couch...she has clothes put on her, barrettes put in her hair, mardi gras beads...she gets poked in the eyes, her ears pulled.. and she just sits there with her tail and whole back end wagging and follows the kids around all day. She has a lot more patience than I do!