Alright - Buck it is.
That is hilarious! I wish I could have seen the look on her face! I had to fly up to Philly last week for my Mom's surgery, and as luck would have it, I wound up with an infection around my abuttment - my doctor wanted to take a look at it before he decided if it was okay for me to go out of town (which I was going to do anyway, no matter what he said). He said he wanted to make sure it was something that could be treated with oral antibiotics because he didn't want me to be far away from home and have some serious problem. I told him not to worry, as I was planning on spending most of the time at the hospital anyway.
His concern was that they might not be familiar with BAHA's at that hospital and he could just see me walking into the ER saying "my head hurts" and them saying "well, here's the problem - you have this screw in your head. Let's just pull that out".
Lori