Now THERE'S an idea! I guess I could a few dollars for my model Ferrari, that should buy a set of I Love Lucy DVDs. And by the way, hwo says I can't drive whle watching a DVD? I'm Italian, remember? Why do you think I'm driving while there and not you? I want to amkes ure we live, by driving the same way they do.
So we'll start in the north, Piemonte, work our way east towards Veneto, from there down to Emilia Romagna and on to Tuscany and Umbria, further on to Lazio and Rome, and continue towards the soth taking in Puglia, Basilicata and Calabria, ending up in Sicily. Return we go up the med coast all the way up to Liguria and genova, do a short detour on the most frightening freeway of all into France, and then put you ladies back on a train to Paris and your flight home.
Next year we'll do Switzerland and Alsace and parts of germany. Burgundy and the Rhone valley and southern french wines will be for the following year. After that, we'll venture into eastern europe and the Balkans. We'll skip Serbia to be safe.