Well, not to be outdone... I've got a dent in my head now, too. Guess it took a couple of months for the swelling to go down and now I've got a canyon behind my ear.
Re the dissolving fat ... If my valium-befuddled memory serves me, he did say that it reduces and solidifies over time. Again, one wonders why the heck it won't "reduce" anywhere else? I think this may be payback for the whole "apple in Eden" thing ... (no offense intended to anyone of any religion...)
Meanwhile, to hijack my own thread ... I had to take one of my two cats to the vet Monday (for a sprained tail, which is another story) and when I brought her home, apparently she didn't smell like Phoebe anymore. Which meant that my other cat, Rocket, declared instant Feline Jihad on her. The poor dog, Carrie, is suffering collateral damage by constantly being in the middle of the cats. I must have put an idle thought out in the universe that my life was too dull ...
Debbi, taking cover....