Thanks again all. We got to take the pressure bandage off yesterday (new torture device holy cow) and I cannot BELIEVE how big my stapled incision is! HOLY COW. I feel like I've gone back to my rebellious youth in the 80s, except I wasn't rebellious. Maybe I had to save it to age 41, when I get this amazing almost half-mohawk hairdo! Good grief! LOL. Time to dig out my neon colors, spike up what is left of my hair (almost half a freaking mohawk on one side, geez), and put on my leg warmers. Hey, where are my Thompson Twins and Depeche Mode CDs? I'm feeling an 80s flashback coming on, after breakfast and a nap, of course.
Better slowly every day, but the picture of a half-mohawked, droopy-faced, pirate-wench smiling woman who has leg hair almost long enough to braid is a bit much. Eww, sorry for the mental picture, everyone. Staples out tomorrow and then I get a shower, not a sponge bath!!!