I'm sure it was a joke...
Of course it was a joke, Ernie - or was it?
The magic scarf is, well,
magic. It has been known to engender excessively strong feelings of attachment, so we have to keep an eye out. Oh it is seductive and fetching all right, but if you keep it too long, you will start to call it "My Precious." We don't want that happening.
Just look at the acute interest displayed by Nancy McDonald in getting the scarf for her surgery. Though it has already been postponed once, I bet she would reschedule surgery again, if it meant getting the scarf in time. I'm afraid we may have another struggle on our hands to get her to give it up.
No, we must be ever vigilant with the magic scarf, lest anyone succumb to its charms and start to loose their mind. Posing on a treadmill as Magic Scarf Man was a sure sign of trouble brewing. Intervention was mandatory.
But all is well that ends well, and now we can look back on it as just a bit of fun.
Steve