i think my wife would have changed that sentence around to..... "I'm excited that I'm leaving my husband behind"...
just kidding of course...i think....
A surefire recipe to leave the pain and numbness at the beach.
1. Find and area of smooth sand with a slight incline (base of a dune is perfect) with a stunning view in front of it.
2. Dig a hole approx. 18" wide, 18" deep, and 3' long. The front and rear should slope to the deepest point in the center.
3. Place a large beach blanket over the hole and press firmly down into place.
4. Place a large (very large) thermos of frozen pina coladas next to the blanket along with your beach approved plastic glass.
5. Carefully lower yourself into place into the depression.
6. Enjoy the view, the sun and the pina coladas.
7. Laugh along with your friends when you try to get out of the hole....
Have fun.