Damn! You mean they're NOT going to take out all that blubber around my belly?
You think I could bribe them?
Yes, I've had way too much experience with surgery and hospitalization.
As for bladder catheters, I've had them numerous times--for prolonged periods--so having them inserted and removed while awake doesn't faze me at all. (After my daughter was born--and she weighed 10 pounds--my urethra and bladder were so damaged from her birth that I had a Foley catheter in for three WEEKS, with frequent changes. Fun!! I also had them for days or weeks following various major abdominal surgeries, too.)
The ice chip thing...my teeth are ULTRA sensitive to cold, so that's going to be a mixed blessing. I hate the dried mouth and unable-to-swallow-throat following surgery, but ice chips hurt! (Funny...I'm bothered more by sensitive teeth than major surgery.
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EDIT: About the glasses: I only have one pair right now--a good pair, and I'm not going to break it!! I wonder how I'll make do? I only need them for things like reading or using a computer--neither of which I imagine I'll be doing a lot of in the hospital.
Still, though, I'd like to be prepared so I don't know what I'll do. I can't just get another pair made because I know my prescription has changed since the last pair, and I'm in no shape to go for an eye exam right now. Oh well, it'll work out somehow.
About TV: I'm so used to having hundreds of channels to choose from (what DID I do before DirecTV?) I don't know what I'll do without them.
I ALWAYS tell the anesthesiologist prior to surgery that I get VERY nauseated post-op if I'm not given anti-nausea meds, so that should be okay.