Good Morning!

[Sue]

Ahoy, Mates.  I've been trying ta upload a nice photo of our destination, Beautiful Puget Sound...but alas, when I try, my 'puter freezes up like the North Pole. Be needin that PC Tech to make a house call.  Anyway.....Wanted to say this about that:   It's our cyber universe, so if we want Pluto to be a planet..then it can be.  And if, in the below decks of our magnificent sailing vessel, there just might be a secret boiler room because we need something to get us out of the Doldrums, if we sail into windless seas, 'cause I ain't going to row!!  And whose to say she might not need some of that there magical Dilithiam Crystals now and then to give us that extra push. Just as long as we don't hear from the Engineer, "Cap't, she can't take Warp 9!  And I'm glad somebody is finally in charge of the citrus, because we wouldn't want to get the dreaded scurvy.. And every decent Pirate Ship needs a headache fairy, kind of like Tinkerbell, only armed with one of Deb's syringes for her wand. And as the Poet Lorry-ate we need another silly poem.  Good thing 'cause that's all I can do.

Pluto's demoted to Icy Dwarf,
Sea Monster slain at sea,
PBW sails off to lazy lagoon,
Some R&R for you and me.

Whew...did I catch up??

Vancouver Sue

[Gennysmom]

OK, then, let's see if I can get a Puget Sound picture in here....See if mom has any 'puter skills:

 

[Captain Deb]

OOOOOHHHH
all pink and purply! Pretty pretty!!

I concurr with the Poet Lorry-ate. If the PBW have a pool and a full-service spa an a big vat of choccie onboard an a disco, well I suppoe we gots ter have a boiler ter run all the 'lectrics like our styling irons and toenail polishers an the BLENDERS fer the brelly drinks.

We needs ter have a GOOD headache fairy with Her Magic Imitrex Wand at the Ready I'm a starting ter rethink this whole headace fairy thing--maybe she be a he an' a demon at that! He be a Jumbie that one. That's what the West Indians call their evil spirits--Jumbies they be!!
Maybe Miss Patty UT needs ter be in charge of the Imitrex!  Keeper of the Imitrex be a good title on board a boat what gots a lotta Wenches and Scallywags  be havin headaches!!

So glad we discuss alla this stuff first,  ain't you?
Capt Deb

[Gennysmom]

Captain....She needs to be a fairy!!!  See, fairies are tiny and cute and all, but they's be tricky chickies....they're the only things that can properly trip up those Jumbies when they attack....fairies are for good!!!  Jumbies are the bad evil spirits.  A good fairy with a headache Jumbie whapper can be quite useful!!!!!! 

[Sue]

I KNEW Gennysmom would have a nice picture of our destination!  Thank you.  I have every confidence that the Pacific Northwest will put on a good show for Laz.  No volcanoes erupting, or earthquakes...just blue skies and greenish blueish greyish seas and awesome food at Cutters!!

Sue

[Larry]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Ahoy ye wenches and scallywags, this here goode ship PBNW is turning into a QE2 - whats with lectric bug zappers and blenders for them girly brella drinks. AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR this 'ere be a pirate ship and no lectrics on board. If rowin be the order, then rowin it shall be ms poetologist. Da beverage by order is Rum without brellas!

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR time to toughebn up the crew here Ms Captain Deb, yous gettin too soft after 'n victory over da sea monster. R&R fer one more day and then it's hoist the anchor, raise the sail (or whatsever one does with da sail) and it'll be sailin for some plunderin and piratin. The goode ship PBW gots ta get its reputation back in those cold harsh seas. We next sail lookin fer a Belgium chocolate tanker ter plunder. (after this her chronologer has his latte'!


Stay tuned

Laz

[Sue]

Then find a steady wind, dear Laz, 'cause if we have to depend on rowing, we be not getting to far!!    'Course, in this cyber universe, maybe we be Amazon Pirate wenches.

[HeadCase2]

Laz,
 Did someone say "Amazons"?
Rob

[Captain Deb]

We needs a crew position entitled "Supplicator of the Wind Gods."  That boiler thingie be for a'runnin' o the blender sports! Maybe they's a choccie tanker on the way from Belgium to Venezuela by way of St John that we can plunder!!!!

Anyone watching Genny in Pirates o' the Caribbean? Brush up on yer pirate lingo maybe?
Capt Deb

[Captain Deb]

Do Amazons come in petite sizes?

Capt Deb

[Captain Deb]

Question:
Were does pirates do their shoppin?




That's where!
Capt Deb

[Captain Deb]

A picture's worth a thousand words!



Capt Deb

[Larry]

Some bukko has stoled yer puter inards Capt Deb for yer shoppin pic has a big cross on it. I thought a skull should be there at least!


laz

[Captain Deb]

Oy! I have way to much free time.



Hey! who let this guy on board!

[Captain Deb]

Some bukko has stoled yer puter inards Capt Deb for yer shoppin pic has a big cross on it. I thought a skull should be there at least!


laz

Not on my puter it don't!
Capt Deb