AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! to alla ye wenches and scallywags!!!!Well, Yer dear Captain here has made the appointment ter go inter the Big Magic Rum Barrell ta get a picture taken o' the inside of me noggin'!! It's been almost 4 years since I had me Dreaded AN scooped our by them nice fellers in Lalaland, and it's time ter see if they done their job right!!! Besides, I used up the insurance deductible and it be waaaay less pricey this year than next, when it's really supposed ter be. Gotta work the system, ya know! I goes in next Monday and I'll be a'needin' LOTS of Hugs and Smoochies as I'm a little nervous about the whole thing. I gots very squirrely veins and gettin them contrast shots is tough--I just usually start screamin' fer the best sticker in the place!!! They makes me take the big hat off too(see photo at left) which I don't like atall!!!
Now, I know I ain't havin' surgery or nothin' but this here be a request fer the wearin' o' the special magic pirate sox. I'm givin' yer advance warnin' so's yer can get them ter the ship's laundy so they be all clean and shiney and whatnot. So pry yer butts offa them barstools and drop 'em in the hamper!!! They've had a lot o' use lately fer Ellen and Chopper and Taylor and lil' Miss Chelsea.
So anyway, that's what's happenin' with yer Dear Captain.
Capt Deb