Good Morning!

[Captain Deb]

Woe is US!!! Oh, WOE IS US!!!!!

Our ship's chronologer and Master-at-Arms be under the weather!!! Wa-a-a-a-a-ay under--he come down with the NOO-MOAN-YAAAAAH! Yucky-poo! Now, Yer dear Captain be the one who keeps the Wenches and Scallywags in line, but it be our dear Laz, what keeps Captain Deb in line!!!  Shivver me timbers, I can feel meself gettin outta line already!!! Help! Help! Someone get me back in line!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!

I guess I'll hafta pull out a Jumbie ritual for the dear old scally-bloke!!

*  mixes up the time-homored concoction of lime jell-o, motor oil,  and ketchup----tears open favorite pillow on top of favorite shower curtain, strips nekkid and smears concoction all over self, rolls in feathers till completely covered (thank god for that!) and begins to chant:  *

Inky stinky di-ya--ree-ah!
We don't want no noo-moan-eee-yah!!!
Send that Jumbie straight to he**!!
We want Laz to be all well!!!!!!!

Will keep doing this until I hear from Laz that he's BETTER!!!!!

Capt Deb

[Chris]

The thought of Capt Deb smothered in goo and feathers while chanting should be enough to heal you. Careful though, those feathers might start to fall off. Get well quick Laz.

[Laura]

Noo-moan-yaaaah is yucky Laz; I'm so sorry to hear you are under the weather!!!! I had it back in Feb and had to be hospitalized for a week. Take care of yourself and do as your doctors say and you should be feeling well soon. Remember to take deeeeeep breaths to help clear that yuck out of there!

[Captain Deb]

WOWEE, Am I TIRED!! I've been at this ritual, a'dancin' and a'chantin' all night!!! The feathers did start to fall off! Thank god I had a bunch o' extra goo mixed up and a spare pillow!!! Poor Dr Love dint get a wink o' sleep what with all the racket I been makin'!! Good thing we're anchored out in the middle o' the woods with no neighbors. I even added to the ritual by gettin' me biggest cook pot outta the pot locker and I stole Gennysmom's Tater Spoon/Bad Nurse Whapper and commenced to whappin' on the pot along with the chantin' and danciin' around!

 Hey! I think I lost about 5 pounds and it has improved my balance a whole bunch--all this hoppin' around on one foot!!! Can't stuff yer face whilst doin' all this activity!!!
I even picked up some moves from the groovin' scallywag. O' course I been doin' this a long time, ever since I was a lil' wenchlet! See?



This here's a home movie taken by me Pappy!!!!

I'm still waitin' ter hear from ya Laz!!!! My feet are gettin' tired!!!

Capt Deb

[HeadCase2]

Laz,
  It sounds like the wenches were a bit hard on you when you visited.  I hope you're starting to feel better.  See if this will help, I found it at the back of the keg room.  In the US, a common home remedy for cough is made from Whiskey, honey, and lemon juice.  If it's not helping the cough, keep taking swigs until you forget why you needed it.
Regards,
 Rob

[HeadCase2]

Wow, this thread has over 20,000 Views.  Some people have too much time on their hands! 
Rob

[Captain Deb]

Methinks we has lots o' LURKERS!!!!!! HEY YOU, LURKERS, WE SEE YOU!!!!!!

Boy I hope Laz logs on soon--I can't let up on the dancin' or the chantin' til he DOES!!! Wheew!
Me legs is crampin' and I about broke Gennysmoms Spoon and me pot is all dinged up!!!!!! And I'm runnin' outta GOO!!!

Capt Deb

[Gennysmom]

Not only over 20,000 views, but this is post #1,314. 

Quick!!!!! Deb needs more GOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You should have a Genny feather now, just hold it and make 3 counterclockwise circles in the air while chanting "GOO, GOO, GOO!!!!!!!!"

[Sue]

Whilst I am chanting for Laz, I thought of a little poem to help Capt. Deb on Monday. I will NOT, repete, NOT, attach feathers or goo on Monday!!  I shall wear socks however.  Seems like they should do the trick.      Sue in Vancouver

The MRI Blues

I contemplate
My unknown fate,
To see if it’s decided,
If my AN has subsided.

Nothing to say,
I just quietly lay,
And wonder if my brain,
Won’t make me insane.

I start to think,
Can I even blink?
Do they see me in this tube?
From their far away cube?

I am going crazy,
Everything is hazy,
This is absolutely no fun!
They are here…
It is done.

[Laura]

Sue that is good - something I'm sure we can all relate too!

Capt Deb - good luck on Monday!

[Patti UT]

LOL  havn't seen the dancing baby in a while.  Deb, me thinks me needs to start the chant dance with ya if ye be loosing 5 lbs overnight. 'cept no goo and feathers fer me. hope Laz is doing better.

love the poem Sue, kinda says it all. Them guys in their cube don't "get it" either. When cap'n Deb shows up monday with her piratude, they'll start to figure out that their big machine is really a big a rum barre. Maybe they can pipe in some of Sue's songs and poems fer Deb to listen to while soaking in the rum barrel.

Patti UTl

[Captain Deb]

patti-yootee,
It don't really work without the goo or feathers.

Sue--alias PBW Poet Lorry-ate, Thanks fer the rhyme--you are the cleverest poet lorry-ate we've ever had aboard!

Still no word from Laz! Wheew, I'm gettin' tired!



Getting very tired
The last time I danced the skin offa the bottoms of me feet like this was on a moonlit Saturday night at Canegarden Bay, Tortola, with Dr. Love!


Capt Deb

[matti]

Sue - I love it!!

Where are ya Laz ??? Geez, what did us Best coasties do to ya while you were here

cheryl

[Sue]

Thank you!  Deb, you can sing the "humor...tumor..." song while ya lay there in the giant rum barrel.

Wow, I just love the dancing graphics.  My poor computer would probably blow a gasket if I tried to do anything that fancy!!  Really cute.

Our poor Laz is recovering nicely I hope.  Let's just blame the airline for this and not the West Coast.  Dr. House on "House" just said, "stay off planes, they are flying cesspools."  So there you go. 

Hey anybody watching Survivor??  Did ya see the Vietnamese guy get rid of the headaches?  Thought of all you headache sufferers out there in AN land, and wondered if he might be of some help. 

Vancouver Sue

[Captain Deb]

About the graphics--I steal 'em right from Nate's Photobucket site! I just cut and paste the code into the message--he said it was OK.
http://s108.photobucket.com/albums/n26/nathangammons/?start=all

All kinds of cool stuff, has that puterologist of ours!!!!! He's AWOL right now--just moved and is busy unpacking and whatnot!

Laz!! OH Laz!!!!! Where ya be!!!!!??