Well, sounds like the tales of ye goode ship PBW is nearing an end, Batty's toys ran outa batteries and couldn't keep the holes plugged. Unless there be a miracle, a gesture of good will from da powers te be, this chronologer will be signin' off the maiden voyage that has lasted 10 months.
We have sailed the open seas, dipped mathew, been parrotnapped, eatin' a little bit a chocolate, fought off an evil sea monster, but best of all, had a wonderful journey with a great crew.
This here chronologer is about te set sail on the Goode Ship PBW Mark 2. This here be a new and improved rust bucket that is full a mod cons. We even have a "dunny" on board.
Not that I wear one, but my hat goes off to the crew, it has been a priveledge to cruise the seas with - particularly da best coast crew (west of course) Laz ducks a beanie fart missile from the slightly less than best coast.
catch ya later mate!
Laz