Now one cotton pickin minute 'ere.
Whats going on with this 'ere fine lookin pirate ship called the Goode Ship Princess Batty Wench. A fine lookin construction it is but as a pirate ship. And the Captain - geesh, turn ya back fer a tobaccie chewin minute and she done changed outa 'er skull tatts on her .... am, oh yeah - arms and bloomers to be dressed like, like, lke, err arr, mmm, Annie go get yer gun (whatever her name was). Whats happenned to da eye patch and the crossbones?
This 'ere ship needs ta re-focus on what matters and get back ter piratin' and plunderin'. No horses head on the front part, this 'ere fine boat won't be turnin into no rust bucket destined fer boot hill.
Will the goode ship PBW continue to turn into a cow? will the chronologer need to be tottin' a 6 gun (or is that a 6 pack - of tinnies that is, liquid gold) to be ready fer a showdon at dawn? Will the Captain once again find her parrot and start sqwarking again?
Stay tuned.
Laz