AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anchors Aweigh (that's
aweigh, not
away, ye landlubbers) me hearties, we're off ter the Caribbean. I believe it's Mount Gay that's made in Barbados, not Cruzan, grogmeister-- git yer rums straight! Jeez!
Me homeport fer 25 years was the Isle of St Croix, birthplace of the dreaded Cruzan! Me Pappy was the local doggy doc there. I even dated the nephew of the owner of the dreaded Cruzan factory! Been there many times and partook of the dreaded product more times than I care to tell! Hence me status as the designated driver of the PBW!!!!!!!
Calderwoods is made in Cane Garden Bay on Tortola and is 151 proof, and generally makes you lose your dinghy and forget your name. Here's a pic of the place:
Driving you rummies around the Caribbean so's ye can plunder rum factories sound's like fun. I could use some salt air in me lungs fer a change. Good thing that Canadian handyman hunk Mike Holmes reinforced the rum hold! I learned some great new cuss words from him whilst he was a'workin' down below here on the PBW. Them Canadians sure loves ter cuss! My kinda people!
So off we go!
Capt Deb