Good Morning!

[Larry]

Sorry Captain Deb,

Looks like schools in (re my spelling), I think we have a few teachers on board. Gee, i shudder to think what the punishment would be for misbehaving?? the mind boggles.

Sounds like your music tastes are right on - I'll sail in your ship any day.

Laz

[shoegirl]

Captain Deb,

Checked out your pirate getup - very cute!  Love your paintings!  You are an amazing artist!

Where might I find a pirate hat like yours?  My son loves pirates and I've had a hard time finding one for him.

[Captain Deb]

I actually made that hat out of an old straw hat and some fabric.  I made one for my best buddy, Captain Marge out of red satin and her Jolly Roger (skull and crossbones) had eyelashes and big red lips.  She used to wear it in the park on St John when she was hustling charters--it got her a lot of business!

Hat got gone in Hurricane Hugo--along with eveything else! Am working on anotherone for our cruise!
You comin'?
Captain Deb

[shoegirl]

Captain Deb,

Would love to join you all - what is the destination again?  I may have missed it while laughing at (reading) this post?

What positions do you have open?

What is the attire?  Is it strictly wench wear? 

And most importantly will Johnny Depp or aka Jack Sparrows be aboard?

[Larry]

Shoegirl, great to have another wacky wench join this cruise. Destination is unknown but I am glad there is a motor on board coz the insaneness of the crew would have hlf rowing in one direction and the other rowing the other way.

Actually, Capt' Deb, I'd love to have the job of the guy with the whip making sure all the wacky wenches row the boat in the same direction - oh, all jewellrey is banned but toys are allowed on the row boat. That could be punishment after walking the plank.

Laz

p.s - gone completely mad, lock me up!

[Battyp]

Hey Laz why are you bannig jewlrey?  what about nipple rings? No, Idon't have any just wondering  lol

Jack Sparrow yeah he needs to come he can be the back up when matthew gets tired 

Laz us teachers that are coming aboard are NOT I repeat ARE NOT going to worry about any spellin' or cipehrin'.  Have you ever heard teachers are a wild bunch?  lol

[Larry]

Batty,

with you on board, there are no rules - wild as they come is the order of the day. I'm not sure about the "don't worry about spelling, I have been duly told off by our Captain (still waiting for the whipping) so we might need Capt Deb to clarify. Oh, no handuffs during the whipping please.

Laz

[Battyp]

Why no handcuffs?  shoot we've even got a few color choices   

We have no rules on our cruise!

We ain't gotta worry about no grammar, no spelling, no being politically correct, no nuffin'! 

[Larry]

Capt Deb,

Have you laid (I'm watching the spelling here) the course? I can't remember if this has been done yet. I know we have confirmed the ship as a boat of ill-repute with insane wacky wenches but whetre are we heading? or doesn't it matter - perhaps we just sail off into the wild blue (red curtains of course) yonder. You goota be careful of CYCLONE LARRY.

I'm having a rough time with my headaches today so am trying to overcome it with being as wacky as i can. i find it helps, although some of my work colleagues look a bit strangely at me when i just burst out into laughter. i just have to remember to have the escape plan ready for when those guys in the white jackets turn up.

I think I'l go out for a walk. Its now 4.40pm so back at 5, pack up and off home at 5.30. Until tonight you saucy bunch of wenches. Get those whips a crackin'.

Laz

[Gennysmom]

OK, got busy getting stuff done today, so no manifest yet...will get at it after my Dr.'s appt tomorrow am.  Wish me luck!!!  I'm guessing if I do learn my fate tomorrow it will be Translab and they'll let me put it off until July...anyone want to wager? 

Aha!  Captain's been involved with the p.c.'s....so they weren't just a legend?!!  wink-wink, nod-nod, know what I mean?  Say no more!!!

Hope your head gets better Larry!  I've been battling a dull headache myself today. 

BattyP, no worries, the fembots are gorgeous scantily clad women with firearms built into thier nubblies. 

Shoe, welcome aboard, we'll find an apt position for you....any special gifts or talents? 

[Battyp]

Oh Boy so I can have loaded nubbiles..that could be dangerous!


Gennysmom good luck today!  Please post when you get back and let us know how you made out.

Laz if you'd get spinning around like a CYCLONE you're head would stop hurting!!

[Static]

I had a horrible yesterday.  My head wouldn't stop pounding no matter what I did!  I think the air in my house is too dry or something.  Hope it's feeling better today since the Billy Joel concert is tonight.  Going to RiteAid for some earplugs after work.

[ppearl214]

Static,

Have a terrific time at Billy Joel! Should be a good show!

Geeze, 18 pages? Where the heck have I been? This thread has run amock! 

[shoegirl]

Gennysmom,

Good Luck today!  Let us know what happens! 

I really have no "special talents", so I am open to suggestions!

I had a headache yesterday too - must be an AN thing?  Slight one today - probably from lack of chocolate 

So tell me about the boat - is it a luxury liner, a yacht, a row boat, or a pirate ship?

[jamie]

I notice you didn't claim to be single 

Well, at the moment I am. My current situation changes by the day it seems, lol.