Good Morning!

[Captain Deb]

Wow, Capt Deb.  I do think you need to write a book.  Really.  I mean, really.

Sue in Vancouver, USA

I know, I really oughtta.  I'd like to call it "Miss North Royalton Runs Away to Sea."

A nice one for the kiddies.

Capt Deb

[Pooter]

*Pooter climbs up the mast to the crows nest, ties himself in and yells*  "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT!  BRING IT ALL! I'M READY!!"

[Captain Deb]

Pooter, Baby!  You officially have Pirattitude! AAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!



You need to order the book "Pirattitude" from the Talk Like a Pirate website. 
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/  These guys are a hoot!

Capt Deb

[Captain Deb]

Blub, blub, blub!
Where be Master Laz, the Ship's Chronologer?  Launch the longboat and go find the scruve! Drag the bilge rat outta the pub and throw 'im in the brig for bein AWOL!!  He's about ta let this poor thread sink ter the bottom of the bloody PAGE!!!!! AAAARRRRRRR!!!!!

Capt Deb

[Larry]

As the PBW limps away from the storm battered North American island, the crew are exhausted after the multip[le rescue efforts but are still keen and eager to do some plunderin'

Captain bird, woofing to herself, decides that a bit of fun needs to happen so decides to continue with young marci's initiation test.

What's next on the agenda is rather hair raising (for those of us still with a head of hair).

Back to Jamaica mon, is the Captain's orders. We have unfinished rum guzzlin' to do.

Stay tuned when we discover what the captain's real intentions are? Will marci pull out of her initiation into the toughest, meanest band of scoundrels thats ever hit the high seas? Can this thread get to 200 pages of posts?

laz

[Captain Deb]

YA MON!!! We be headed to Jamaica for to find de Jamaican "Magic Headache Cure!"  ( hee! hee! wink, wink) Let's ask this dude where we can find some!!!

Irie!!!!!

Capt Deb

[Larry]

But is there a twist 'ere Captain? what are ye plotting mon!

Jamaica - yeah right. watcha got in store fior the motley crew and and and young Marci.


Laz

p.s - sure could use that headache cure!!!! lotsa rum, well in my case souther comfort helps but it's afterwards - yukko!

[Captain Deb]

That be IT!!! A cure fer the dreaded headache and world peace at the same time! Mellow everybody the %$#@ out!
An end to corporate greed and corruption and a new crop to grow for the poor family farmer! AAAARRRRR!!!!!

Jamaica here we come! Nice beaches, too!!

Capt Deb

[Sue]

I saw a t-shirt yesterday that said, on the back, "I'm the reason all the rum is gone."  I think we ought to buy the Pirates that shirt! 

Sue in Vancouver, USA

[Captain Deb]

I tried to drink all the wine on St Barts once. Woke up on a  32 foot sailboat, out of sight of land, in the Anegada Passage headed for St Thomas.  Must have been some party! (True story.)

Capt Deb

[Brendalu]

LOL!  You crack me up Capt Deb!!!  I love it.......I thought I was the only one who ever did stuff like that!!
Brenda

[Kaybo]

* shakes head and thinks, "I've lead a VERY sheltered life..." *

K

[wendysig]

K -
I used to do wild things like that too before I was married.  Oh, to  be a free spirit again just for a day!  Being married with children can really lead to a tamer sort of life -- not that there's anything really wrong with that.   My husband is kind of a stick in the mud and puts a damper on my more adventurous vacation ideas. His idea of adventurous is going to DisneyWorld.   I'm tryiing to talk him into a cruise for next year -- we'll see what happens.


Wendy

[Larry]

Wendy wench, get your husband to do the initiation test and become a fully fledged scalley then you can both cruise aboard the Goode Ship PBW. It's captained by a strange bird who is well acustomed with the Jamaican way of life 9me thinks the Captain was Bob Mrley's mentor!!

The boat is a little worn with all them battles especially against the sea monster. he put up a really good fight but the PBW came through it. We go to lotsa interesting places!


laz

[Captain Deb]

Ahoy, ye scallies and wenches, Its International Talk Like a Pirate Day and yer Captain here wants yer all to shape up or ship out!!!  http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

There needs ter be more swarking and talking around here!.  Actually the festivities have been extended to International Talk Like a Pirate Weekend since it falls on a Friday this year so's we gots the whole weekend to PARTY!!!!!!!!

Anchors Aweigh and off we goes to a new adventure ye bilge rats!!! How does St Barts sound??? (There's a nekkid beach there called La Saline that's just Paradise) Aren't ye all sick of rum yet? How about plundering a fine French wine cellar from one a them rich dudes what lives there!!!!  I know Lorenzo would be up fer that one!!! I know they gots rum there, to fer them wiv undescriminating tastes. (As usual I'll be the designated driver as I used up all me rum tickets a while back!)

So get yer pirate rig on and loosen up yer tongues.  I wanna hear some Pirate chat!!!!! Ain't I taught ya nuthin'!!!
I know ye walk like drunken sailors but can ye talk like one, too?

AAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Capt Deb