AAAARRRR mateys!
Guess what I saw on the ship's telly a few days ago!!! Well, Miss OPRAH had Nicole Kidman and that sweet hunk Hugh Jackman (Does every Aussies last name end wiv -man?) on her show and they was promotin' their new movie called--well guess what it's called
AUSTRALIA fer God's sake---anyways Hugh whips out a batch of....are you ready fer this........
TIM TAMS!!! Yes that's right you old time mateys of the PBW, you who have been sailing on this ship a while know what they are and if you don't you had better start reading your PBW history starting on about page------45 or so? I have had Tim Tams shipped to me 4 times from different people--3 times from Aussies!!! Anyway, here was Miss Oprah a' muchin' away on a TimTam! Munch, munch, munch! Yum, yum, yum!
They are simpley the best things in the world!!! They comes in different species, too. Like Dark Chocolate and Black Cherry Forest, and Milk Chocolate. Our ship's namesake had a bunch of 'em at the symposium and we shared 'em when one of the lectures got a bit borin'.
So this wench here has a hankerin' fer some Tim Tams and feels the need to get a tan in the southern Hemisphere where it's friggin' SUMMER anyway. I also has a hankerin' to kidnap some Aussie hunks if Mr Urban and Mr Jackman is example of what inhabits the landownunder. Bondi Beach here we come!!! TimTam factory look out!!!! Capt Mad Deb is on the rampage and need to put some ocean beneath her feet. I been listenen to Buffets new album "Live in Anguilla" and there's a live cut of "Treat Her Like a Lady" in which he talks about the sea and it's just but me into an seafarin' MOOD!!! (I may never get to sea again in a sailboat because of this stupid AN but I can wish about it here can't I!!!)
Laura, we are stealin yer lil wenchette and addin her to the crew so's she can keep me grandscallywags in line. She's just the cutest lil piratess I have ever seen!!! We'll raise 'er good and return her to ya when she's rich beyond belief from all the plunderin we'll be teachin her!
Well that's the scuttlebutt from the PBW!! Anchors Aweigh!!
Capt Deb