Matti and Gennysmom, The prize for winning our wet T shirt competition is, now hang on darn it. Matti, you say that you are a good Italian catholic girl and in the same breath, you say its been years since you won a wet T shirt comp. tell us more - another wild wacky closet wench. Dear me, this crew is outa control, I say outa control Capatain Deb, ah Captain, ah Capiiitttaaannnn, where the squark are ya?
Next time you are up, you need to discipline these wacky wenches.
the next day,
And so as the good ship BP sails on, Captain Deb arrives on deck, followed by Dr Lerrrrvvv (who is walking funny) and in a very forceful, bird like manner, brings the crew to assembly.
Right, you wacky wenches and swashbucklers, it's time for a floggin coz of all the unrest and rumours. Gravity aside, its the wenches first. As Capt Deb slowly raises her feather duster and aims at Phyl's um, um, how do I put this, part of the anatomy that is below the back but above the legs - sorta joins em together and does a few other things, she takes careful aim, teasing a few times when in a surprise move, a one eyed eagle with a patch swoops down and bird naps the Captain.
Phyl yells out No, No, come back, I want my flogging!!
Mark is now visibly upset coz he was hoping to be dipped into the choccie vat and, well, let the wenches do their thing but alas, the tale twists again coz .. well, stay tuned for the next episode when we find out what's happenned to Captain Deb? will Phyl get her spanking, whoopsie, I mean flogging, will Mark get to be dipped in choccie and where are batty and CB??? ooooooooo - rumour, rumour
