The good ship princess batty Wench, allbeit uncircumsized, whoops, I mean not christened, is sailing towards the Florida coastline when master laz has rallied the hunks on board and has broken into the armery where all the six packs were given a feather duster and furry handcuffs to take umbridge with Captain Deb,
MUTINY cries out Laz, Mutiny, yells the hunks.
Master laz has a cunning plan up his.. ah, sleeve thats it, sleeve. The wenches ya see are a wacky and wild lot but have been so pumped with chocolate that Jenny Craig thought them a lost cause.
laz and his six packs go to the deck to confront the Captain and her motley wench crew but the deck is empty, What's going on here Laz says to himself. Dunno, he replies (white coat, white coat). Then in a surprise move, out comes Captain deb and her Debulas, fangs glistening in the moonlight, black lycra outfits and whips slashing the deck with gusto.
there is a face off, those whips are no match for our feather dusters Laz says to Captain Deb. Ye may be right there laz but, I have a secret weapon or 2. laz, smirks and thinks that the secret weapons will be no match for his six packs.
Not a moment went by when up in the sky, is it a bird, is it a plane, no its super wenches. Not one, but two. Who are these mysterious super heroes dressed in t shirts. They have successfully distracted the six packs and before you can say "good to see ya up and about Capt Deb", the wench crew disarm the six packs and are now standing unarmed on the deck.
The wenches, fed up with these hunks, decide that they all have to walk the plank. A terrible moment in history.
Stay tuned for the next episode when:
Will the hunks walk the plank into the everglades? will the identity of the super wenches be revealed (above the shoulders only) and will Laz be chucked into the bilge again, or is that buldge.
