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Re: Good Morning!
« Reply #525 on: April 11, 2006, 09:34:15 am »
harmless?????

*fallls off office chair, laughing!  Lands on numb lower face*

kewl! didn't feel it this time! :D
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Re: Good Morning!
« Reply #526 on: April 11, 2006, 02:37:29 pm »
 ;D ARRRRRRRRRRR......da Windy Wench is willin to live on Chocolate.....as long as the "booty" doesnt get to large!!  8)
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Re: Good Morning!
« Reply #527 on: April 11, 2006, 02:39:12 pm »
windyShel, I got more dang chocolate in my house from too many of the wenches and blokes I have in my life... need some? Rather your booty than mine.. .mine is already as wide as the State of Mass! :)

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Re: Good Morning!
« Reply #528 on: April 11, 2006, 04:38:42 pm »
Hey Mom,

I think we need an update on the ships manifest - gots to know who I'm givin a hard time to. I think the old one is on page 20 or 21.

Phyl, Sounds like CB needs to put ya on the rack to re proportion you after all those choccies! that could be fun, just ask Capt Deb!

Ok wacky windy wench, looks like ya in. we's got ourselves another chocolate eating blonde. How the good ship princess batty wench sails is beyond me. Got a few heavy sessions (work that is you wicked wenches) this morning but will be back in ernest this arvo for a twist, a turn and a headstand - hey that might get rid of my headaches?

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Re: Good Morning!
« Reply #529 on: April 11, 2006, 07:59:19 pm »
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


No, REALLY.................................

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've spent the last 4 hours installing Windows XP on my shipboard computer---dripped grog and choccie all over the keyboard...
Uninstall this-----re-install that------- >:( >:(
I think I have it all working---just now trying to make all the windows PURPLE!!!!

I gots cute lil' fishies swimmin' all over me screen!  Blimey--they be adorable!!!!!!

Hey Wind---eat alla the choccie ya wants---we gots ENCHANTED SPANDEX!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Good Morning!
« Reply #530 on: April 11, 2006, 08:56:07 pm »
Capt'n Deb!!!! You guru, you! Impressive!  and I didn't even call you to harrass you about me being in the computer industry, how I could help, I coulda talked your ear off  (got love the decadron, ya know?), blah blah blah! You rawk! Great to see you online and please ship me the enchanted spandex.. trust me, this choccie week has been brutal on the hips!

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Re: Good Morning!
« Reply #531 on: April 11, 2006, 11:08:20 pm »
The wacky wenches with an extra blonde who flew in (get it, windy wench, flew in....) ok, I won't quit my day job! are all lined up outside this great establishment of dubious repute and Capt Deb, reluctantly leads the wenches inside into a bright dazzling display of lights and cameras and lots of people and crocodiles. MMM, not bad says the girly, hope the show is good. Little does poor little innocent girly whirly know, but Laz lines up the wenches and gives them these lycra t shirts to wear.

Oh no cries Batti, this can't be. Matti and Mom can't get into their t shirts quick enough. Capt Deb and Phyl are hessitant but were reminded of their agreement, windy wench follows suit. They are all lined up when Laz grabs the hose and the spotlight is shining brightly on the wenches and then laz lets rip with the hose.

But whats this, unbenkown to Laz, Capt Deb has secretly reconnected the water hose to a secret vat of chocolate gateau. The wenches are wallowing in the brown slosh, lots of mumbling with huge mouthfuls of chocolate gateau flying everywhere.
Ar, ya wicked Captain, ye tricked me for the last time. Capt Deb responds mmmmmm, "sit on it Laz". Phyl eventually, stops stuffing the gateau down and is talking to herself, the other wenches are buried knee deep in this gateau and are oblivious to their surrounds. Laz is furious and has started to plan the revenge.

Will Laz sabotage Batti's toys and put the batteries in the wrong way, does CB like gateau, what else does the parrot have in store for a counter revenge.

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Re: Good Morning!
« Reply #532 on: April 12, 2006, 06:00:59 am »
Laz, my dear... you know I luffs you but really... keep the day job!  ;D
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Re: Good Morning!
« Reply #533 on: April 12, 2006, 06:56:40 am »
I think I really need to be taken away by those men in white coats.

Send em through again Captain Deb!
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Re: Good Morning!
« Reply #534 on: April 12, 2006, 07:10:49 am »
I'm thinking those men in white coats are really women in white spandex and that's why you're so eager for them to come again and again and again! :o

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Re: Good Morning!
« Reply #535 on: April 12, 2006, 09:12:09 am »
Captain Deb, in her pirate chapeau,
Almost drowned in the chocolate gateau!
She said with an "Awk!
Drag 'im  back to the dock!
And toss Laz off our fine Wench Bateau!"
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Re: Good Morning!
« Reply #536 on: April 12, 2006, 09:56:32 am »
I like this episode Larry.   Covered in Chocolate Gateau... :o
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Re: Good Morning!
« Reply #537 on: April 12, 2006, 11:54:11 am »
Oh, good one Captain!   Clap! clap! clap!!!

Anyone else hungry but me?  I have a hankerin' for some chocolate gateau ice cream.  Hmmm.

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Re: Good Morning!
« Reply #538 on: April 12, 2006, 11:57:27 am »
whats gateu?  sounds like some big fancy city word  ;D

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Re: Good Morning!
« Reply #539 on: April 12, 2006, 12:02:35 pm »
It's French for cake, basically.
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