And the good ship Princess batty Wench sets sail around the top of that great land down under heading due east and north a bit otherwise will run into the coast. Pretty good sea farin talk huh Capt Deb?
as the ship goes up a bit, to the right and then heads down due south Captain Deb decides to pull anchor at a strange place called Cairns. Captain Deb sends out her search party Batty, Phyl, Matti and Mom to investigate and see whether the natives are friendly. 3 days went by and no word at all from the wenches. Captain Deb decides that they are introuble and is mustering the armoury. Out come the furry handcuffs and feather dusters. Even mark, who is now cleaning the latrines, is told to "brush up".
As Capt Deb approaches this village, she is stunned by what she sees and hears. This music is playing and outside in the brilliant sunshine are those wicked wenches undergoing what initially sounded like torture (lots of ooos and ahhhs) but revealed as "six pack massage" Capt Deb is feelingt very jealous at this point but can't say anything as Dr Luuuurrrvvveee is right behind her.
Will Capt Deb take revenge and attack the six pack massuers (can't spell), will the wenches revolt and never move again, whats that music in the backgound? stay tuned...
