Good Morning!

[Captain Deb]

Well alla ye Wenches and Swashbucklers, Dr. LLLLUUUUUURve took me to the Headache Wizard and while we were a'gassin' up the land yacht, I spied a Dinky Micky D's across the way with a big sign readin" "There be Pirates Here!" Shiver me timbers, I sez to meself! They be a' servin' hard tack, beef jerky, salted cod and rum at Micky D's? That's what Pirates eats, ya know. 'Cept for Batty Wench Pirates--they gets a choccie ration.  Which I hear is gettin' all wet
Hey Pearly, does that blow up thingy come with batteries?

Capt Deb

[Captain Deb]

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lerks like our American Boy, Floyd Landis has won the Tour de France!! My favorite thing to watch on the ship's telly--Beautiful French countryside and architecture combined with lots of cute guys with great buns!!
Congrats to Aussie lad, Robbie McEwen (my clansman) for taking the Green Jersey (Sprinter) I know Laz is pround of that one!

Capt Deb

[Larry]

Weez prouda all our boys on the international sporting circuit. Can't seem to tame the tiger but.


Laz

[Captain Deb]

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We be missin' our sweet First Mate. Miss Gennysmom!  The Wench is flat on 'er back (and not in the FUN way!) fer a while after gittin' rid of the dreaded AN.  Alla us Wenches and Seafarin' Swashbucklers are a'wishin' her to be back aboard as soon as possible so we can continue to plunder the globe in search of hunks, Margaritas and choccie!

Captain Deb

[Captain Deb]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Greetin's to all o' ye Wenches and Swashbuclers!  I hear on the Coconut Telegraph that we have a new crew member aboard The Good Ship Princess Batty Wench!!  Miss Tatiane of Montreal up in Canada wants ta join us motley crew !  Well, I sez, Welcome to ya Miss Tatiane!  A Wench ye shall be!  I believe the crew list is on page 20 or 30 or 40 (?) of this thread, and we all have jobs aboard this here vessel, maybe you could be our interpreter which means we need to set a course for St Bart's again or Martinique! Or Dominica--365 freshwater rivers, lakes and streams and bee-yoo-tee-ful cloud-topped mountains!
Gennysmom, the Wench what be the First Mate is the lass who is strugglin' with the dreaded AN surgery right now, so we are hove-to for a while till she gets outta sick bay.

So let's all welcome our newest crew with a hearty Wench AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Captain Deb

[Gennysmom]

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Mom's mom, and 24/7 caretaker (all hail the mom's!!) has been sent out on a mission to get one of these "Happy meals"!!!!!!!!  Wonder what I'll get?? 

Watched a ton of the TdF....yeah Landis!!!  It was one of the things that I could watch without getting dizzy.  Phooey on stupid drug charges....they're just jealous that America got another trophy!!!!!!!!

OK guys, anchors aweigh, lets get the heck out of Seattle and get tropical again!!!!!!!!  I vote for Borneo!!!!

[ppearl214]

aren't you suppose to be in sick bay, momwench?  As the official cruise director of this fun ship, I will have the ship's doc strap you to your bed (um....ok, scratch that thought. you may enjoy the bondage too much!  )  Get back to bed and everyone will raise the sails and off we goooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Captain Deb]

So them Frenchies said that our dear Mr. Landis has "an unusually high testosterone level."
Well, heck!  It takes a lotta ba**s to win the friggin' TdeF!!!  Whadda ya EXPECT!
Looks like our First Mate is back aboard! 
Snotty Nose, Si!
CSF Leak, No!

We don't care where we go as long as we got crystal clear turquoise warm water,
gently swaying palm trees, white sand beaches, brelly drinks and each other! And Choccie!
Capt Deb

[matti]

I say we make gennysgrandma an honorary wench for taking such excellent care of momwench while in sickbay.

hugs,
cheryl

[Sue]

Gennysmom is back on board,
Let's give a hearty cheer!
Our pirate ship is setting sail,
Well stocked with Aussie beer.

Wench Tatiane of Montreal,
Has signed up for a tour,
She'll help with fancy French words,
Like au revoir and bonjour.

So off we go to lands unknown,
Where palm trees softly sway,
And Laz will tell the Pirate Story
To all of us today....


Burma Shave
(Those of you too young to know this.....ask your grandparents!! )

[ppearl214]

*giggles*
Sue, you never cease to amaze me!

xoxox
Phyl

[Larry]

All aboard the good ship PBW. Looks like sick bay has been closed due to lack of interest and the ship needs to be puffin around the tropics.

Jimenee those crickets, hoist the big metal thing, undo them curtains and lets go thaddaway squarks the parrot who has had her tongue scratched by the ship's resident cat.

The good ship sets sail again and where she be headin, noone knows.

Laz

[Larry]

Hey girly, ya post beat me too it.

Good poem Sue, I think the good ship PBW should have a poem a thon.

[ppearl214]

hmmmmmmmm.... I"m feeling a Grand Caymen run and ALL that fantastic Tortuga Rum... where pirates have sailed before and lived to share the tails...er...tales!

Signed,
Your cruise director of this fun ship!

[Gennysmom]

Grand Caymen be good, been there, great island!!!  Off to Stingray city we go!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sue, you are fabulous!!!!  Love the poem!!!!!

Can we stop at Miami Ink on the way and get some wenchly tats?