Captain Deb slowly climbs the rope leading up to the PBW and to her surprise, sees the crew all lined up, standing at attention, waiting for the order. The captain, walks past the crew examining all of them, spending 10 minutes, looking mathew up and down, straightening his hat, unbuttoning his shirt buttons, undoing.... oops, this is a family thread.
The hitchhikers guide to pirating defines a Captain of a sea faring vessel, that handles a crew member of the opposite sex to be lucky to be a Captain.
Right you motley lot, I'm outa sick bay and rarin' to go. Come wiv me Dr Luuurvve, we gots some catchin up to be done.
1 hour,, 2 hours, 3 hours pass by and then the Captain surfaces, crew still at attention but flagging a bit.
Right you motley looking sea rats, hoist the anchor, raise the mainsells, red alert, it's battlestations. Our mission crew, ah, on second thoughts, better not tell ya, coz you'll run away,
lets get this rust bucket underway.
So the PBW finally set sail but why has the captain ordered a red alert after leaving sea dock?
Will the Captain reveal her hidden secret?
Will the whirly, girly, dinghy, thingy, turn up?
Will Sue write another poem?
Stay tuned
laz
