'twill take hours and hours to burn off one of those little temptations, however, this scallywag has an idea.
As the good ship PBW heads off to Maui, the grogmeister has secretly replaced the water with clear Rum but only the scally's know about this. As extra rations of the water is consumed by the wenches they all start to stagger about the deck. The scally's see this as an opportunity to get to Maui quicker so they heave the wenches over board and make them swim to shore.
AAAARRRRRRRRRR squarks the parrot, what about my toys cries the batty one?
The cruise director, whilst swimming in circles organises the wenches into lines and the wenches start their long swim to the Islands. meanwhile the scally's have made great speed to maui and will be there "in two shakes of a lambs tail" good saying from down under
Stay tuned when we find out whether Parrots can swim, will the wenches be engulfed by a sea monster? how good have the scally's got it?
Laz