The Good Ship PBW, witrh crew dressed in full battle gear (bikini's for the wenches) armed to the teeth with feather dusters , cannons loaded with spitballs, the air is tight, a mist desends on the region of sea that is about to encounter the major battle of all time.
Captain Deb, sensing that she needs some help. calls on her mentor Cheng I Sao whose spirit still lives inside all the chocolate thirsty Captains (and parrots). "Cheng, Cheng, lend me your" (woops, wrong speech) "Cheng, Cheng", cried the Captain, and then in a moment of inspired madness, the Captain, hurridly moves towards the cannons, loads the "ace spitball" now the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy describes "ace spitballs" as a special weapon to be used by Captains when having a tussle with sea monsters.
the Captain removes the computer guidence system from auto to manual (very upmarket pirate ship this), aims and fires.
The crew nervously awaits the outcome, the spitball finds its target and in a moment not seen before, the spitball bounces off the sea monster and hits the sibling as well.
Woo Hoooo yells the crew, as the dreaded sea monster and its sibling fall and they sink into the deep ocean waters to never be seen again.
"It's party time for the crew, we are off to the bahamas.
Stay tuned when we discover that - mmm, dunno, stay tuned anyway.
Laz