Good Morning!

[Battyp]

OMG Larry I can't quit laughing!  OH NO not my toys!  LOL

[Captain Deb]

OH BOY--bein' a parrot was a blast--all that flyin' and swoopin' and shark-chasin' and chockie-covered whoopsies!  Be careful what you wish for! Still pullin' feathers outta my **s!
Wheew!  What's next Master Laz?

AAAAAAAWWWWWWWK!
Cap'n Deb

[Gennysmom]

OK, it's finally done!!!!!  Just for future reference, it's on Page 21!  Here you go:

Ship’s Manifest for the Princess Battywench

Captain Deb – Captain, of course!
BattyP – Honorary ships namesake and in charge of the wench crew’s toys
Gennysmom – First mate
ppearl   - Cruise Director (where the fun starts!)
Matti – Chef and all around chocolate supplier
Static & Kilroy – Bartenders extraordinaire
Larry – Shark Spotter, Master at arms and all around bad boy
thecakes – the professor
Mark – purser (otherwise known as moneybags…no purses allowed)
Boppie – Dance instructor
Jamie – Pharmacist
Ship’s Doctor is Dr. Friedman (whether he knows it or not) and
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General Entertainment – Jimmy Buffet, Keith Urban, Kenny Chesney, Kurt Russell & Bryan Brown
Entertainment for the wenches:  Matthew McConaughey, Sawyer (Josh Holloway),

[Captain Deb]

Sounds great!
What about Cheeky Bloke?  Does he need another function besides being the cruise director's Personal Cabin Boy?  Maybe not--that sounds like full-time job!
Purser can also be called "keeper of the fun tickets." We also need a Navigator--anyone want to sign up?

Capt Deb

[Captain Deb]

What about Shoegirl?

Can she be our fashion co-ordinator?  Or our What-Not-To-Wear-er?  Gotta have someone to organize the wench-wear!
Capt Deb

[Kilroy1976]

*snort* Looks like everyone has a job. Does anyone have one in real life?

[Captain Deb]

Heck, no!  We're all independently wealthy, right wenches? (Here comes the maid with the Chockies, 'scuse me a moment....mmmmm...mmmmm...mmmm)  We got fun tickets ta burn ('scuse me again here comes the butler with the mail) We got diamons dripping offa us everywhere (OOPS! Here comes the masseuse to give me a foot rub)  OOOOOO---oooooo--ooooooooo---ooo--THANK you Sven (he's Swedish)  As I was saying (re-arranges the mink bathrobe)..........OOOPS!  Gotta go---the crew is here to style the hair, do the make up and dress me for the big Gala tonite!!!!!

Captain Deb

[Larry]

The good ship BP is sailing into the eight seas when lo and behold nothing happens.

Days go by and still nothing but wait, Land ahoy cries Laz who is really multi talented and can spot land from 5 metres. and guess what happens, the ship hits land and comes to a halt. Gee that sounds like a party up the beach yells cruise director Phyl. She goes to investigate and the hours go by and she hasn't returned. Capt'n Deb organises a search party but the only two wenches that can stand up straight are Gennysmom and Matti, everyone else has been issued happy pills by Jamie who got a little mixed up betwen 5 pills per day versus 5 pills 5 times a day. All the other wacky wenches are really wacked out.

They hobble off after Phyl and see her in a big pot of boiling water. Oh no says Matti, these cannibals aren't using the right spices. Matti approaches this which doctor (no names mentioned coz could be one of many) and tries to tell him, you must use garlick salt. Phyl is now starting to feel "HOT" (temperature hot that is). All of a sudden, Matti is thrown in. Gennysmom then retreats and goes back to capt Deb and tells her everything.

Not looking good squarks Capt Deb, its time for plan B.

What is plan B, will this be the end for Phyl and Matti, will CB come to the rescue, or will Oprah set up a show on the cannibal island and give away tv's
Stay tuned

[Gennysmom]

I just grabbed from what we had talked about on this thread, I will edit as we go and remember the list is on page 21. 

Careful what you snort Kilroy, out on the ocean it could be a bug!  I do have a real job!!!  I help prosecute criminals!!!  So y'all best beware!   It's your job to bartend, so fix me a drink and I'll have a double!!  Yarrrr!!!!

[Larry]

Gennysmom is quietly putting together a subpeona but she's not sure if the natives understand parrot. meanwhile, The Cakes has devised a cunning formulae for Static and Kilroy to shake rattle and roll, whoops, thats shake only, and serve the natives a spiked drink.

What isn't apparant yet, is who are these natives? are they really cannibals or are they, yes, thats it, they are really willy wonker and his workers. meanwhile, where have Phyl and Matti gone to - all thats left in the vat is a brown liquid. Could it be, no, yes, no, yes, its true, Phyl and Matti are choccie girls who have now melted into liquid chocolate.

What will happen next, will Phyl and Matti be eaten, will Gennysmom find a judge, will the parrot "soil" the chocolate liquid (yuk), will the ice age suddenly appear and turn the liquid into solid, or will one of the other wacky wenches throw some hazelnuts into the liquid chocolate before eating it

Stay tuned

[Battyp]

Kilroy I think we all have sorta jobs right now  lol   

[Larry]

With respect to Phyl's friend and Phyl's feelings, the saga of the Good ship BP will be deferred for a few days.


Laz

[Gennysmom]

Laz,  good call....came here and just couldn't think of anything to say. 

[Captain Deb]

Laz,
I've got Phyll on the phone with me right now and she's doing OK. We've discuss the loss of her friend and her lack of "fun" since her CB is across the pond.  She insists the Saga continue and wants you all to know "Capts Debs voice has turned her on"  and thank you for being considerate and thinking of her!@

Capt Deb

[Gennysmom]

Good to hear Captain!!!  It's still hard tho, thinking of the senseless tragedies that have been close to me.  It is a real refocusing event.  Wish the Cheeky Bloke was there for her!!!  I have my own presence of my boyfriend issues and know how hard it is when they can't be there in person when you need them.  Long story for another time.

More hugs to Phyl!!!