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Battyp

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RISING NEW DISEASE BEWARE
« on: April 19, 2006, 10:54:21 pm »
this struck me as funny...I think most of us here are suffering from this rare disorder!

PDFS! (Patient/Doctor Frustration Syndrome). 

 I wonder where you go for treatment?  ??? :-* :P
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Re: RISING NEW DISEASE BEWARE
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2006, 06:29:18 am »
hmmm....good question!  ??? :-\
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Re: RISING NEW DISEASE BEWARE
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2006, 09:20:09 am »
I thought you were going to mention the growing "spread" of bigbuttitis which many of us seem to be suffering from as well! :o

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Re: RISING NEW DISEASE BEWARE
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2006, 11:13:23 am »
Quote from: Captain Deb on April 20, 2006, 09:20:09 am
I thought you were going to mention the growing "spread" of bigbuttitis which many of us seem to be suffering from as well! :o

Capt Deb ;D

Hey Capt...I think for that problem we need to go to BigButts-R-Us.  ;D
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Re: RISING NEW DISEASE BEWARE
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2006, 11:16:25 am »
Is that where they sell the Enchanted Spandex?

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Re: RISING NEW DISEASE BEWARE
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2006, 03:02:49 pm »
  The cure for PDFS is this Forum, isn't it?
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Re: RISING NEW DISEASE BEWARE
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2006, 07:42:01 pm »
But of course!

How are you headcase?  You're surgery was pretty recent wasn't it?
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Re: RISING NEW DISEASE BEWARE
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2006, 05:32:32 am »
OH, I've got the cure-all for PDFS! Trust me on that one!

But as for bigbuttitis... can I be first in line?  BUTT, no spandex for moi!  Unless black...  :D
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Re: RISING NEW DISEASE BEWARE
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2006, 07:57:17 am »
Plenty of vegemite - that cures bigbuttitis and doesn't grow the love handles either. - destroys the rest of ya, but not butts!
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Re: RISING NEW DISEASE BEWARE
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2006, 11:41:56 am »
I need to stay home locked up for a while because if I see a doctor I'm going to open fire!  I'm so frustrated with them all right now!
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Re: RISING NEW DISEASE BEWARE
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2006, 06:26:08 pm »
Well, I was suffering from that reptile disease this morning at my work-out.  Lemesee, whatzit called again? Hmmmmm...............ummm...............OH Yeah!




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Re: RISING NEW DISEASE BEWARE
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2006, 06:33:04 pm »
can't wait to be a fellow sufferer -- post decacrap!  (YAY ME! Last one this Wed!)  ;D

Quote from: Captain Deb on April 24, 2006, 06:26:08 pm
Well, I was suffering from that reptile disease this morning at my work-out.  Lemesee, whatzit called again? Hmmmmm...............ummm...............OH Yeah!




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Re: RISING NEW DISEASE BEWARE
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2006, 08:31:27 pm »
you need to sleep from weds until friday to be fit and ready to go when CB gets here!
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Re: RISING NEW DISEASE BEWARE
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2006, 07:51:25 pm »
There is a deadly new disease out there--it's called "schmippilitis" and it's from wearing a wet T-shirt for too long.  The most severe form is from wearing a choccie-dipped T-shirt. I hope someone finds a cure soon.

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Re: RISING NEW DISEASE BEWARE
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2006, 09:07:08 pm »
Hmmm...is that like major shrinkage?  Sounds painful :-*
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