Good Morning!

[Laura]

I just got home for Target with my Tim Tams... bought 6 boxes. They are on sale too; 2 for $5.00!!!!! Yummy... guess these pants won't fit too much longer either! YIKES!!!

[Captain Deb]

Canada in the winter??? Yougottabekiddinme!!!!!!!!  I'm allergic to cold weather.  I bin tryin to get Dr Love to move me back to the Caribbean since i met him but he went and had grandkids and that was the end of that! But they are now mine too and we'll have to wait till they grow up and think we are dumb old farts, but right now they think we are the coolest folks on earth!


We are going to Charlotte just after Thanksgiving and there is a Target and a World Market near by! TimTams, here I come!!!!


Capt Deb

[yardtick]

Oh Capt Deb,

I can spell and considering the word I blanked out, you where the only one to catch my devious play on words.  ARRRR I am a true wench now.  I've been wench-hooded by the Capt.  ARRRR its a cold crisp snowy day here in Canada and I've been looking for Tim Tams and haven't found any yet.

Donnalynn I might take you up on your offer.  Now I'm off to get ready for my wenchly duties.  All me male children are going out for the evening!!!  ARRRRR knotty ARRRR us 

Wench Anne Marie

[sgerrard]

...you where the only one to catch my devious play on words...

Maybe not the only one, Minx Marie. 

Steve

[Captain Deb]

At last! Minx Marie! Someone who can become the new keeper of the keys to Batty's Toy Chest!  If yer wonderin' what I'm talkin' about you are just gonna have to start reading this thread from the beginnin'!!! Something to do during those long cold Canadian nights!

Capt Deb

[yardtick]

ARRRRR I read it all back in the spring.  I accept the keys to Batty's Toy Chest!!  I got me hot blooded "Italian Stallion" to keep me warm on the cold Canadian nights.

Shiver me timbers,
the Wench Minx Anne Marie 

[Laura]

 


  Rock on Wench Minx Anne Marie!

[Captain Deb]

So I'm guessin you don't be needin "Bob" then? (Tee-hee-hee!!!)

Capt Deb

[Larry]

'tis time fer a sailin'. Hoist the hoo flung dung, drop the gizmo, red alert, it's mission time.

Captain parrot decides she's had enough of the Pirate imposters around Somalian waters, lootin and plunderin other vessels like oil tankers. It's time to show these imposters who da real pitayes of da sea be.

meanwhile, the crew are starting to get a bit nervous about this trip as they are not sure whether their feather duster arms will be enough to combat these pirates. however, the fearless Captain revs up the crew. ye all got / had and largely overcome these quirky monsters in yer head, surely ye can fight off a couple a young renegades!

the crew motivated by this speech all cheer in unison. We're wif ya Captain.

So the Good Ship PBW sets sail, the bucket, having had a recent re-fit now houses 2 rum cellars, creaks a bit but starts to move.

Will the Good ship PBW come face to face with the Renegades? Will the crew be too anebriated (with 2 rum celllars) to do anything other than offer them a drink? or will there be a twist. Stay tuned


Laz

[Captain Deb]

Two rum cellars, a TimTam locker and a Hunk Hold! what more could we want in a vessel? Oh Yeah, Batty's toy Chest, Can't forget that! It belongs in the Hunk Hold, I guess.

  We are expecting our second PBW Pirate Baby-onboard! Miss Katiebonner-wench is expecting either a boy or a girl, she hasn't decided yet! What if she names it "Anne Bonnie Bonner?" Wouldn't that be cool?

Goes ta show ya life goes on after AN! Congrats, Ms. Katie-wench!

Capt Deb

[Laura]

Man, I was gonna volunteer to keep guard over the 2 rum cellars until I read we have a Tim Tam locker and a Hunk Hold... How about I just watch over all three  .

Congrats Katie!!!!

[Larry]

To the brig Captain - ya weren't meant ta tell about da secret Tim Tam locker! They be fer a special occaision - like, all the time!

Another wenchette'ish. geesh, next we be settin' up a creche!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laz

[yardtick]

Laz,

So glad you are back and I am hoping you are feeling well.  You have been missed.

Anne Marie

P.S.  You and Capt Deb really make me laugh.  Let me tell you it hurts to laugh, but I love it!!  Best medicine ever 

[Captain Deb]

Anne Marie-wench,

That is why this here thread was invented--to LAUGH! TEE-HEE-HEE Chortle Chortle Yuck Yuck Woo- hoo- hoo! And what could be funnier than a motley crew of wonkeyheads a'traveling the world on a great hulking beaut of a ship wiv every amenity known ta man (and wench) and making up crazy stories about their adventures? Sorry if it hurts yer noggin a lil, but no pain, no gain, right?

Now off we go, anchors aweigh, hoist the mains'l, unfurl the heads'ls and all that sailorspeak!

AAAAAWWWWKKK!

AAAAARRRRR!!!!!!

Capt Deb

[Sue]

Yo Ho!  We are off to fight the bad guys!

Sue in Vancouver USA