Author Topic: Good Morning! (Read 838340 times)

matti · « **Reply #810 on:** June 21, 2006, 08:26:45 am »

Extra powers....hope batty's toys got radiated tooÃ‚Â

Captain Deb · « **Reply #811 on:** June 21, 2006, 09:40:03 am »

Quote from: Sue on June 20, 2006, 08:40:01 pm

Okay, I shall readjust my thinking and consider these ladies the Scourge of the High Seas, a title befit the Captain and her crew. But on a clear, calm night, I think I can hear the Cap't softly singing this little refrain....

I am the Captain with a pinafore,
And a mean ole Captain am I,
I send my crew into rough high seas,
But they nary blink an eye.

The crew is the meanest crew I know,
Strong and tough as nails,
We've sailed all over the high seas,
From New Zealand clear to Wales.

Ahoy, ahoy, my fine Pirate lasses,
Our next destination is clear,
Those soccer lads will be all ours,
Of that I have no fear.

So hoist the jib and mainsail,
And all that pirate talk,
We're all set to sail away,
And the parrot said AAAAAAWWWWWWWWKKKKKKK.

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whatta hornswagglin' sea-farin' Pirate Wench ye be Miss SueWench. Ye can be the poet lorry-ate of the BPW if'n ye have a mind ta! Certny give yer ole' Pirate Cap'n a mornin' giggle!! I need one this mornin', fer true!!

What with all the sea-horsin' around here on the Goode Ship Princess Batty Wench, we still hafta send out some big hugs and good thoughts to Miss Chelsea and Her Ma that things be OK for them.
Us Pirate Wenches and Swashbucklin' Blokes may be mean as snakes and a bloodthirsty bunch, but we gots HUGE big hearts when it comes to our OWN!!!!

Captain Deb

Sue · « **Reply #812 on:** June 21, 2006, 11:57:20 am »

I'm proud to be the poet lorry-ate of the BPW. As long as I don't have to eat any lorrys. Aren't they parrots in NZ?

wind6 · « **Reply #813 on:** June 21, 2006, 12:26:04 pm »

Stoppin in to wish ya'lllllll a g-day...always a good place to pick up a smile and a song..

Captain Deb · « **Reply #814 on:** June 22, 2006, 09:29:16 am »

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Them purty Croatian Blokes gonna be playin' AUSTRALIA at 2:55 EST today. Have a peek at 'em if ya want. I guess we better get this Big A** Ship turned around and set a course for GERMANY so's we can kidnap 'em so they can forfeit the game and Laz's team can advance. Me, I'm a'crankin' up The Goode Ship Princess Batty Wench's TEEEEEEEE-VOOOHH and savin' the game for posterity!!

Have a gander at the cutie with the long strawberry blonde hair--guess I gotta pay mor attention to their names and numbers than their butts!

Captain Deb

Larry · « **Reply #815 on:** June 23, 2006, 12:52:44 am »

Geesh Captain Deb,

you speak with funny beak!

Hey, the mighty land down under drew with Croatia meaning we get through to the next round. woo hoo

okey dokey, as it is Friday afternoon we here at my work are gunnu (good ozie slang) get us some rum down the local inn - or beer at the pub, depending on which eye ye have yer patch.

The good ship PBW is on its way to Germany and is rocketing away with lotsa pedal power from the wench crew.

Stay tuned for lots of adventure, passion (mmmm) and excitement as this here mtley crew try and navigate from the bottom of the planet up a bit and to the left to Germany.

Laz

Captain Deb · « **Reply #816 on:** June 23, 2006, 01:06:39 pm »

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Croatian Blokes AND German Chocolate Cake!!!!

Capt Deb

Gennysmom · « **Reply #817 on:** July 01, 2006, 08:52:51 am »

It's bee 8 days since the PBW has been seen, and I'm sending out a search crew!!! As I was in Germany 8 days ago, and didn't see any sign of it there, I'm guessing it got lost in the Bermuda Triangle on the way. BTW, many cute football blokes in Germany. And had Black Forest Cake, not German Chocolate.

Where could the mighty PBW be?

? I did see a scrap of leopard print as I was flying over the Atlantic at Greenland, my hope is that it made it on to Iceland, and the wenches are resting quietly in the thermal pools that surround the island. Need to stay warm, no icicles hanging off the wet t-shirts!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Deb · « **Reply #818 on:** July 01, 2006, 02:20:18 pm »

well, we's had over 10,000 views o' this here insanity!
capt deb continues to languish in sick bay, being waited on hand and foot by croatian footballers, johnny, keith, dr. love, and laz,whilst alla the rest o' the wenches run amuck at the helm o' the goode ship princess batty wench--LORD knows where we'll end up! anywhere but aground, i sez!!

stay tuned......................
capt deb
wicked one-armed, one-eared wench

Larry · « **Reply #819 on:** July 02, 2006, 08:31:17 pm »

Coast guards, the U.S navy and air force and a flock of parakeets have been sent out to look for the good ship PBW which has been lost at sea ever since the Captain Parrot admitted herself to sick bay. Bones where are ya?: (Bones was the doctor aboard the first Enterprise).

We've spotted her , there she is, the Good ship PBW has been capsized and is circling upside down in the sea of chocolate off the belgium coast. In an instant some large squarks from the air and the parakeets desend and with a unified movement, tip the ship upright.

Dang, Blast, who did that? are cries from the wenches who have all put on about 5 stone after being immmersed in chocolate for the last 8 days.

The crew now feeling a tad dizzy after being put upright (much more comfortable being upside down) are now drying out and have been set in motion towards Munich.

Stay tuned when we find out what's in store for the crew in hamburg.

matti · « **Reply #820 on:** July 02, 2006, 09:14:47 pm »

We need to be heading to Seattle, as the good ship PBW needs to be with gennysmom.Ã‚Â I heard the capt call the orders from sick bay, and all wenches are on deck!!

Gennysmom · « **Reply #821 on:** July 02, 2006, 09:32:05 pm »

Yes, come to Seattle....I still have stacks of chocolate here. 5 stone is about right!!!!! Anyone ever tried making a hot fudge mashed potato sundae? I'm thinking about now that sounds good. It won't be hard to find me here, I'm decked out head to toe in leopard print and pink girly pirate wear. And waving my PBW flag!!!!!!! Just turn right at Puget Sound and follow yer nose to Seattle....with that silly space needle, you can't miss it!!!!!!!!!!

Larry · « **Reply #822 on:** July 03, 2006, 08:16:03 am »

Hey, don't knock da space needle - I'll be there in 2 months and 3 days (but who's counting)

If the good ship PBW can stop spinning in circles it might actually get somewhere. Maybe the front half goes to Munich and the back half to Seattle? or, everyone in the good dinghy girly whirly - where ya end up is anyone's guess!

This chronologer is off to bed as it's a hair past a freckle and one needs their beauty sleep (need about 30 years I guess).

Laz re-opens eyes with toothpick so he can find mouse to click goodnight!

Gennysmom · « **Reply #823 on:** July 03, 2006, 12:38:42 pm »

I'm counting too!!!! Can't wait to see you!!!! All us wenches up here are getting ready for your arrival (plus the special CA wench!)!!!!!! We all want to know if you'll be dressed up as a Klingon or something....Khan, you can dress up as Khan, never really liked Ricardo, but loved Khan.

Sue · « **Reply #824 on:** July 03, 2006, 02:17:16 pm »

So what all are you guys going to do in Seattle?? Tour the area, go to the Market, eat at some mighty fine restaurants, visit all the cute little towns nearby (La Conner, Poulsbo, Friday Harbor..),sail Lake Washington, visit Starbuck headquarters, go visit Bill Gates....what? what? Curious (and nosey) minds want to know!!

Sue
Vancouver

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