Good Morning!

[Patti UT]

Dear Cap'n TreeFrogs,

    Be tryin the 1000 calorie an hour diet wiv Dr Luv, me thinks  it chases them tree frogs away too!

Gots ta get me sum beach time sumwhere.  (I really like this trying to type like a pirate thing, makes me type o's and dyslexcia fingers  not look so bad)

patti yootee la he who

[Battyp]

Hey we all bought almond joys...that is one candy my son won't help me eat  LOL  They need to put two almonds on top of the small ones )  My son took all his candy to school so I didn't get to plunder (  and I was even a pirate princess for halloween so should have been able to plunder!

[Captain Deb]

I totally missed Halloween (my fave Holiday besides Talk Like A Pirate Day) cuz my wayward Uncle showed up and at 75 he gets prioity over everything! He biked 10,000 miles every year and migrates between Ohio and the Tex-Mex Border like a duck. So I didn't get to don my pirate gear and trick or treat, but there's always next year. Dr Love and I may be selling our river house and moving to a small cabin on a small lake and building a studio.  It's spittin distance to the Blue Ridge Parkway and Linville Gorge.

Batty, thanks for the pic--you looked loveryly!! Ye should post it here along with the one of the Wenchlet!
Capt Treefrogsindehead!

[Gennysmom]

Capt.....at your service....need some SM slaying?  I'm on it!!!!!!!!!  Send us the goods!!!!!

Look, we're almost at 100!!!  Get ready to party wenches and scallywags!

[Patti UT]

Cap'n Deb,
  Can't believe the Sea Monster reared it's ugly head again. What's in it for 'im. Must have lots of pent up whatever. he needs the 1000 calorie bruning diet, may make 'im a happier Sea Creature.

Patti UT

[Taylor]

I wish i could work.

[Taylor]

hey someone tell the administrator that they to put an occupation question in your profile. HA

[Chris]

Capt Deb. I have a replacement pup if you are interested. Doesn't eat much... yet. Isn't very big...yet. A cute little great dane. Her father is well behaved but mum is a bit of a pain in the arse. Can bring her along on the ship if you like.

[Sue]

Just to let you pirates know that on Halloween I wore my t-shirt and all for greeting the kiddies at the door and one mother said..."Love your T-Shirt!!".  So I was pretty happy about that.

Now if we be swimming to the rain soaked shores of Hawai'i, then I hope that somebody on the BPW can throw out the inner tubes (remember those?) and pull us along behind the boat now and then, 'cause I be getting pretty tired. Either that, or else throw out the surfboards and we can paddle on in.  And those clouds better be gone once we arrive!  My mousepad has a lovely scene of a blue lagoon, white puffy clouds, and palm trees and I want THAT!!  They had a terrible downpour there and mudslides and all.  And that tropical rain is heading to the Great Northwest. It's called the Pineapple Express.  I got rain soaked shores here, I don't need 'em in Hawai'i!!   

Capt...sorry about the sea monster.  Thought he was slain. 

Sue in Vancouver USA

[Captain Deb]

Hey Taylor, you sweet thing! Since ye can't be workin' right now, we needs ta give you a job on the PBW! "Keeper of the Limes and Olives" is already taken as is "Dance Instructor",  "Head Chef" and "Evil Migraine Fairy Swatter".  Can you wax a surfboard? After all we are sailing to Hawaii--North Shore anyone? I was quite a surfer and windsurfer in me time!!!!

Anyone out ther think of a job for Taylor???

Captain Headfullatreefrogs Deb

[Taylor]

I need a REAL job lol

[Captain Deb]

Capt Deb. I have a replacement pup if you are interested. Doesn't eat much... yet. Isn't very big...yet. A cute little great dane. Her father is well behaved but mum is a bit of a pain in the arse. Can bring her along on the ship if you like.

I love Danes! When I was but a wee wenchlet, me Pappy was a vet and we'd go out to see this little old British lady who raised Danes and I used to ride 'em around like they was ponies!!! Such sweet critters they was!

Capt Deb

[Gennysmom]

No kidding Sue!!!  Somebody throw us a life ring, we're floating here!!!  Head to high ground!!!  We were trying to drive back from Seattle today and the top speeds on I-5 were 30 mph at times...It was raining so hard and flooded that it was hard work getting home.  Good thing I wasn't driving, we'd still be out there!!!!!

[matti]

CONGRATULATIONS We made it to 100 YEAH!!!

[Chris]

Ok then, I will bring the danes along on the ship. For those who end up swimming behind the ship I will attach ropes to the grown up ones and you can be pulled along. Notice I didn't mention me swimming, partly cos I can't swim and partly cos no scallywag is going to make me  Once back on board or on the beach in Hawaii we can fit little jackets to them and they can deliver drinks to us. For the single ones you can use the dogs as a decoys to attract cute guys or girls and if you want to deter anyone the dogs can sound really nasty when they growl.