Good Morning!

[Captain Deb]

Speakin o Happy Pills!  I just got me first batch o' Medicare Part D 90-day-Supply-thru-the-Mail Happy Pills stuffed into my mail chute!!!!! 

They was Gobs and Gobs o Happy Pills!!!!

 A Huge Big Freaking Box O' Em Fer FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 

My Pillls sure are Happy now that I ain't payin' a thousand bucks a month fer 'em!!!!!  Go disability!!!!!! We just got to keep the PBW from sailing into the "Donut Hole!!!!"

Capt Deb

[Pooter]

Woo Woo!  Happy Pills for the entire boat! 

Congrats on getting the pills for free, btw.

Pooter...

[Brendalu]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  Captain Deb!  I like happy pills!
Good for you!
Brendalu

[leapyrtwins]

Just don't mix the happy pills with Lorenzo's wine 

Jan

[Larry]

The mist is thick, the air is crisp and a creepiness bestows the good ship PBW as the creeking timber sends a shiver down the backs of the crew, all except our dear captain who is as high as a kite on her happy pills. But suddenly, the Captain squarks, feathers flying everywhere (malting season), where is our cursed cruise director? no answer from the shell shocked crew.

Meanwhile, the crew suddenly turn towards the mysterious island as they hear a lot of chanting and see smoke bellowing from the mountain side.

The Captain then discovers a pearl earing (scuse the pun) on the deck and adds one and one and mmm, .... gets her calculator out and gets two. She's been "Cursenapped"

"Battle stations ye ungrateful scurvy and flea ridden varmints" this be war - we be takin on these cannibals with all the fight a bunch of feather dusters can muster. The hells angels chicks start doing their cheer leading routine, Matti wench asks what T shirt to wear and the grogmeister loads himself up with the rum supplies.

Patti Yodelayhoohoo gets her tonsils warmed up with a shot or 35 of rum and yodels so loud that the Island animal inhabitants start to scurry around. Fortunately the chanting by the cannibals continues unabated or aware of their impending invasion.

Stay tuned when we find out whether the happy pills have worn off and the Captain has second thoughts, has the girly really been cursenapped or is there another plot going on? will the real Jim Scott be discovered on the Island? or has the chronologer run out of storyline?

Stay Tuned.

laz

[Sue]

Oh the Chronologer can never run out of Pirate stories!  Just like Wendy having to tell stories to the Lost boys, Laz must tell his stories to the Lost PBW crew. 

I put a spell on thee, Laz dear,
To tell us tales of joy and fear,
To spin a yarn big as the sea,
To entertain the crew and me.

Inspiration will come to you,
Guided by this very crew,
A story line will soon appear,
Settle down; have a beer! 


Sue in Vancouver

[Larry]

Sue,

The last line of your poem is the best advice I've had in a long time - actually it falls short a bit ny about 5 beers but hey, who's complaining coz IT'S FRIDAY. WOO HOO

Laz

[leapyrtwins]

IT'S FRIDAY. WOO HOO

Maybe in your part of the world.  Here it's still Thursday! 

Jan

[Sue]

WEll, we are always playing catch-up with Laz.

Sue in Vancouver

[Larry]

3 o'clock and aaaaaaaallllllllll is weeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllll

Countdown 2 hours to go - and just in case no-one saw my pleasure of it being Friday.

WOO HOO


Laz

[Debbi]

Cheers, Laz!

Debbi

[Captain Deb]

Ahoy ye scurvey scoundrels and wicked one-eared wenches!! Capt Deb needs to hand the helm over to the crew for a week whilst she heads to the beautiful Crystal Coast to do some Windsurfing, Kiteboarding and Shagging (to beach music, minds outta the gutter pullll-eeease!!!)

So remember the two rules of the sea!!!!

1.  DON'T @#%& UP!

2.  STAY AFLOAT!

Thanks!

Capt Deb

[leapyrtwins]

Excellent rules, Captain!

Oh, and thanks for censoring yourself - it saves Phyl the time 

[Larry]

Now now Captain, I reckon that you and Dr Luuuurrrrvvvvvve will still be on the boat buit down below deck. Know what i mean? nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!

It will good to see you up and about after your "week off". Hope tose headaches stay away


Laz

[Larry]

Apologies crew,

the Goode Ship PBW will continue her journey through the dark and mysterious waters of wherever she is once the chronologer recovers from a rather nasty bout of pneumonia which was cast as an evil spell by the inhabitants of the Lost island.

cough, splut, yukko.

Laz