Good Morning!

[Battyp]

I'm thinking we be needing that bail money for Captain Deb..she's a wild thing ya know!

So Kilroy and Static are our bartenders...YIPEE it will take two of ya to keep us all happy!

Kilroy I'm thinking having to get your land legs back has more to do with how long you were on the ship and the rough seas than the AN...Capt Deb what's your opinion?  After all you are the expert

[matti]

Wacko's? geez Larry, I represent that! 

[Larry]

Ok, Ok, maybe I should have put gorgeous whacko's.

[Gennysmom]

Hey, no wackos here!   OOPS, Matti's already beating me to the tongue lashing.  You go!!!!!

To our dear bartenders....my faves are mojitos and lemon drops...are you all good with that???  I can get by with a vodka tonic I suppose.

You know, I think this will be a great rehab post surgery for me.  Looking forward to it....I'll make sure to get buckets of Belgian chocolate and German beer on my first trip.  I'm even supposed to be going to Amsterdam on that trip....hmmmm....what could I pick up there?

(you'd never know I work for a prosecutor's office, he he!)

[Kilroy1976]

Kilroy I'm thinking having to get your land legs back has more to do with how long you were on the ship and the rough seas than the AN.

Nope, sorry, it's the AN. I've been gone that long before, and the seas weren't rough at all this time. I suppose it's my own fault for treating a an equilibrium problem with swaying floors.

I'd bet Amsterdam has something that could fix all of our symptoms.

There's an outstanding hefe weiss (beer) from Munich called Franziskaner. I think they must've been bought out by Spaten, and I've been seeing it in the local beer coolers. Thick, yet light and refreshing, massive head but not fizzy, and one of the coolest corporate logos in the world.

[Static]

I could definitely use help bartending.  Kilroy can do all the mixers, I'll just stick to the shots!  I think I can handle that, but the mixers   Lately I can't think and chew bubble gum at the same time, lord knows what you'd be drinking! LOL

[Kilroy1976]

Pepto Coladas?

[Captain Deb]

Ahoy Mateys!

Actually the best treatment for equilibbrium problems IS a swaying deck! At PT they put me in this contraption I called the "Phonebooth from Hell"  sort of a parachute harness in a booth with moving walls and swaying floor--pretty wild!

I delivered a small sailboat up from St. Vincent in the Grenadines to Annapolis with one stop in St. Thomas.  Lost the engine 1 week out and we were 18 days at sea nonstop.  When we got to Annapolis, I fell off the sidewalk curb before we even got to the pub  AAAAARRRRR!  Took about 3 days to get landlegs back.  Only long distance sailors know how a lot of us feel 24/7!

And, yes I am a bit of a wild thing!  I make everything....GROOVY!

Hence, my suggestion of using a sailboat for our cruise/PT rehab!

Larry-- I haven't heard what your function is on this here vessel!! Helping Mark pass out fun tickets, maybe?  Everyone needs a job--oiling up the cabin boys is Batty's and I'm sure you don't want to help her with that, so whatcha gon do matey--besides critique our personalities?

AAAARRRR!
Captain Deb

[Larry]

mmmmmmmmmmm el Capitain,

Job, ah, ah, not quite sure, I know, I could be the official shark spotter. I have excellent experience at this. I have had a few jobs where I overlook the bay and nominated myself for this role and over a 6 year period, not one fatality from a shark attack.

I do have certain conditions to be met, that is, being fed grapes all day by those lovely scantily clad ladies. It's a tough job shark spotting!


Larry

[matti]

Capt. Deb - I am with you on the "phone booth from Hell"! I kept reaching out to the walls for support and the PT kept yelling at me to stop doing it, that I wasn't concentrating enough. I told her that with the large amount of hand prints I am seeing on your walls already, concentration must be a big problem here! She was a mean ole PT! 

Hope Dr. Love is feeling better!

matti

[Captain Deb]

AHA!!
Larry can be our LIFEGUARD when we stop to go skinny-dipping with the beefcakes! 

Dr Love is feeling much better, thanks!

Captain Deb
(who's groing older but not UP!)

[Battyp]

Phone both from hell...my hell has been a trampoline which I have to march in place on with my eye's closed, or bounce in place with my eyes closed.....I want to melt, burn, torch, toss overboard that hideous contraption.  Shall we hook it to the phonebooth from hell? 

Oh goody everyone has a job and no one took my very important job!  Heck, i don't even need any grapes being fed to me.  I'd hate to choke on a grape I might lose my job!

[Larry]

Lifeguard is fine, providing I get to rescue Jennifer Hawkins!

[Gennysmom]

I see we will need some keel-hauling.   The Aussie boy just isn't backing off the previously banned babe.   

Thinking of that, do we also need bodyguards?  To protect our sweet little wench behinds?  And to insure that violators are keel hauled or walk the plank?
 

[Captain Deb]

HEY! Chocolate-covered Matthew can guard my body anytime!  Although he might be rather slippery!
Captain Deb
the Naughty-cal Gal