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A little giggle ... Lord knows I need one
WE went to town to watch fireworks and got to High School to watch only to find location had been
changed... so we go to square to find out where they were to be ...myself and a friend left my husband watching
a truck full and van full of kids (9 in all ) and went across street to tent where dance was being held ... we
see a policeman at entrance and I decide he is the guy to ask...
don't need to explain to you all , but between low lights outside of tent and flashing light from inside tent
along with uneven ground and wind my balance was not at it's best... I am staggering toward him and about
3 feet away cup my ear and stop...only my feet and lower half of me stopped
... the rest of me continued
on bumping into his chest and pulling lower half of me forward stepping on his foot
... he kinda just leans forward
pushing me upright with his flashlight in one had and his other hand went to his gun ...
my now laughing friend caught my arm to steady me ... I went on and asked him about the location of fireworks
and he told me where we needed to go ... he watched as my laughing friend and I stagger back across the street to
my truck and her van ... I waved at him got in and drove off... I am sure if I had not been able to speak clearly I
would have been given a sobriety test... and failed it ... I need a medical card saying
she ain't drunk , just dizzy or
something to that effect... got to parking place with about 3 minutes to spare ...still laughing our heads off and staggering
I have worried about doing just this sort of thing ... but to do it on New Years Eve and my victom to be a police
make it memorable and funny
