Good Morning!

[Brendalu]

AH, the craziness is back and we are on our way to 200,000 views.  Wow what a record and to think our beloved Cruise Dorector goot the confetti and balloons.............probably Sawyer too!
Sue, your poem was awe ispiring as usual and Laz it's good to have you back to plan our trips and make sure everybody is doin their jobs!

I second the woooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Brendalu

[leapyrtwins]

Congratulations, Phyl.

You should get something from this non-paying job - in addition to our undying gratitude 

I can't wait to see what you've won!  Hmm, Laz said a bikini.  I can't wait to see what he has in store for you.

Jan

[ppearl214]

bikini? at MY weight!?!?!   

*falls off office chair, laughing so hard my side hurts*

Lordy have mercy, I haven't worn one since I was 12 yrs old!

*ROFL*

[leapyrtwins]

bikini? at MY weight!?!?!   

Wait!  You obviously haven't heard, due to a wonderful post from Dan in Germany, we are now measuring our weight in kilos!  So, you probably don't weigh as much as you think 

Jan

[HeadCase2]

  Congratulations to the good ship battiewench on making 100,000 views.  One ship out of 100,000.  Hey we already know those odds.    
  The crew has rolled out special grog barrels and is cranking up the Parrothead tunes.  100, 000 tiny twinkling lights have been put out along the ship's rigging.  As it sails toward its next adventure it looks like it's own small galaxy out on the sea at night.
Regards,
  Rob  

[leapyrtwins]

Yea!  Parrothead tunes 

My good ear thanks you!

[Sue]

Hey, Phyl....dontcha remember, this is a VIRTUAL CRUISE....It's cyberspace, dude...we can be any weight, any look we wanna be!  We can wear the itsy, bitsy, yellow polka dot bikinis if we wanna.  If we can't wear it here, I mean, where can we wear it...hmmmmmm??  

Like everything else we have to deal with...babes, it's all in the head!  

Sue in Vancouver USA

(Who's a freakin' raving beauty on the good ship Princess Batty Wench!!  And looking good in a bikini, I might add!)

[Captain Deb]

AAAAAAARRRRRRRR 100,000!
Great Sea Shanty, me Poet Lorry-ate!

Got me 'kini on! Yikes! Will someone please pass the flippin' WAX! Jeez that's nasty! I'm gonna need a machete for the legs, too.  It's been a long winter. What can I say. Sawyer likes his women au naturale.

By the way on Lost, they found a huge stash of food in the hatch.  That's how he stays so buff!  Here's the shirtless pic which I edited.  I hope the ANA don't mind us pushing the envelope.



Enjoy, Wenches!!!!

Yer Own,

Capt Deb

[yardtick]

Oh Gosh,

My ticker is a ticking binki and all!! I couldn't say bikini when I was very young! LOL  AARR, in a shirt or not he is fine specimen of male flesh and attitude to boot

Hey Capt how's your knoggin..........mine is still killing me.  On this cruise no one will have a headache or suffer a hangover from all the beverage we chose to consume.  I don't mind being part of the kitchen staff.  I'm quite talented and one of my great thrills is watching peoples faces when they eat a meal I have prepared.

AAAARRRR, how do think I snatched my hubby, the quickest way of course to man's heart is thru his stomach.  Maybe if I didn't cook so well he would still have a tummy like Sawyer...........AAARRR 

Thanks again for the pictures, mighty lovley indeed
Anne Marie

[leapyrtwins]

....dontcha remember, this is a VIRTUAL CRUISE....It's cyberspace, dude...we can be any weight, any look we wanna be!  We can wear the itsy, bitsy, yellow polka dot bikinis if we wanna.  

Seriously 

Okay, I want to be a size 2 and have long, blonde hair 

And I want my hearing back!

Jan

[Larry]

mmmmmmmmmmm bikini  mmmmmmmm  prize mmmmmmmmmmm Cursed Cruise Director mmmmmmmm forum police woman mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  better keep it clean coz the girly will censor it  mmmmmmmmmmmm stay tuned, going to plan B.


Laz

p.s Anne Marie, yes, the quickest way to a man's heart is his stomach and ......  beeeeeep   

[Pooter]

Okay, Newbie question alert...  I've been following the banter in this thread for a couple of weeks and thoroughly enjoy it, but I haven't been able to figure out what "PBW" stands for.  So, can someone enlighten a newbie on this?

Poo-scallywag-ter... 

[Larry]

hey listen 'ere ya scurvy ridden scoundrel. ye can't be callin yerself a scally yet wif out da Captain parrot's ok. The winged captain has key criteria in her scallys so best ye be 'earin from 'er first.

BTW, PBW is short for "the goode ship Princess Batty Wench" proudly named after one of our fellow AN'ers whose username is Princess Batty. Captain deb, who is the numero uno sea farin, plunderin Captain of the high seas (with a fetish for Sawyer, chocolate and Dr Luuuurrrrrve) duly named our rust bucket, whoops, fine sailin' ship accordingly.

Now, before ye can be considered by the Captain to becomes an apprentice scally, ye must read this thread from the beginning - great for insomniacs.

Laz
Chronologer of this fine ru... ah, ship

[ppearl214]

*thinks back to over 2 yrs ago.... with banter between matti and the battywench and myself and static and wind6 ( )  and thecakes had NO clue what she was getting herself into when she started this thread, just to say "good morning, have a good day" to the scurvy lot of us and the hard-fought battle to keep this thread from going bye-bye!*

Well, I haven't been a size 2 since I was 8 yrs old, but I got me the (ok, 1/2 natural) long blonde hair........

pooter.... read pages 1-4 of this thread... you will see how pink and lame velcro life jackets, naming of our faire ship and dining room dinner menus and how we went from one Capt'n to another came to play on this rustbucket...er..... vessel.   There are a few of us to blame...

Ya know, folks, I don't censor everything... I just watch like a hawk... there's others around here that watch, too, ya know!  Don't go blaming me for kicking your fine derriere's if you get outta line! Geesh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*walks off mumblin under breath, making sure no one hears what is being said......* 

Signed,
Yes, the one... the only, the original... cursed cruise director!

[Kaybo]

* the little scallywags are loose...the little scallywags are loose...*

* I just left them alone for a minute to sneak a peek at Sawyer...it is mutiny!!!*

K