the good ship BP sails freely to the Belgium shores to pick up some supplies of . yep, you guessed it, chocciiiiiiieeeeeeessssss. However, we have one very disppointed wench who is tied to the main sail with Batti wench's furry handcuffs and unable to enjoy the delights of the choccie gorge, yep, its Pearly Girly. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Phyl is still awaiting her punishment but it sems as though the penalty is happening now. Wait a minute, Phyl has an aly, who is unlocking the handcuffs with a whip. It's the European number, Matti who is still wearing her wet T shirt, to the rescue.
Ever so grateful, Phyl promises to have a twosome later (thats phone call by the way) with "the wet one". Swift as a meer cat, Phyl swoops upon the Vat of Uk cadbury choccie (bought in Belgium), slams her hook (where'd that come from girly?) and grabs the vat, hoists it and herself into a row boat which has another wench in it. Who is this wayward, wacky wench for who must be under the infamous pearly girly spell?
Oh no, another twist, after indicating right and turning left, the mysterious wench in the row boat turns into a bay that is coloured brown. It is, it ios, it's the lost choccie bay. Hundreds of square miles of chocolate ocean. Captain Deb is now up and about to see the comotion and instantly dives into the sea. No holding the breath here she says.
Stay tuned for the next episode when we find out who has the girly cast her spell on - hint, is wearing a wet T shirt, will Captain Deb sreturn to her quarters (practising her diet technique), will the wenches all sink after hours of gulping down chocolate?
Hang in there gang for a very serious twist to the story. No hints will be given unless a bribe is paid.
